Libertine Posted 8 October 2005 Posted 8 October 2005 Does anyone know what Big Stan's joke was this morning? I missed it.
rossporterlc Posted 8 October 2005 Posted 8 October 2005 i missed it too, just watch the best bits on a monday
Sir JJ Wilcox Posted 8 October 2005 Posted 8 October 2005 Can't even remember him being on it but i've just purchased my easy easy t-shirt for £14.99
Durnerz Posted 8 October 2005 Posted 8 October 2005 It went something like..... MORNING! Theres a meeting of Sales rep's all talking about their worst experiences around the world, first guy says "I went to Taiwan where I ate a dodgy bit of pork and got tapeworm...I was in hospital for 2 days" The Second guy says "Thats nothing, I was in China and ate a dodgy piece of Chicken and caught Salmonella....I was in hospital for 2 months!" An older Sales rep comes over, hes been there, seen it, done it etc and he says "excuse me lads, I couldnt help overhearing your convorsation, but i've eaten something thats given me discomfort for 47 years..........Wedding Cake!" I'm here all week
Libertine Posted 8 October 2005 Author Posted 8 October 2005 I was at home, watching Bergerac, when there's a knock at the door. I opened the door, and there was a small boy. "Hello son" I said, "Hello Stan" he replied. He was collecting for the swimming pool round the corner, so I gave him a glass of water! Wahey!
Durnerz Posted 9 October 2005 Posted 9 October 2005 ... Centrufugal force!!! I tried doing that in the bar on friday night, didn't work out too well as it was a full pint
rossporterlc Posted 9 October 2005 Posted 9 October 2005 I tried doing that in the bar on friday night, didn't work out too well as it was a full pint there's no such thing as a centrifugal force
Durnerz Posted 9 October 2005 Posted 9 October 2005 there's no such thing as a centrifugal force There is. Ask Big Stan himself.
rossporterlc Posted 9 October 2005 Posted 9 October 2005 There is. Ask Big Stan himself. he lies, there's a centripetal force, but i won't go into that
rossporterlc Posted 9 October 2005 Posted 9 October 2005 ' date='Oct 9 2005, 02:59 PM' post='190462']Ross is correct.
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