Guest Gist Posted 14 October 2005 Posted 14 October 2005 Im not religous but why would anyone feel the need to have a sign with that on
cisono Posted 14 October 2005 Posted 14 October 2005 The people in the background look blissfully unaware of whats going on actually dont they? He is probably the only one with a sign like that. The others are perhaps part of of a Christian demonstration? (just a guess) Perhaps he only held up the sign long enough for someone to take a picture of him and his sign... Im not religous but why would anyone feel the need to have a sign with that on Indeed!
davieG Posted 15 October 2005 Posted 15 October 2005 Twenty reasons why Christianity is bad... 1. Christianity is based on fear 2. Christianity preys on the innocent 3. Christianity is based on dishonesty 4. Christianity is extremely egocentric 5. Christianity breeds arrogance, a chosen-people mentality 6. Christianity breeds authoritarianism 7. Christianity is cruel 8. Christianity is anti-intellectual, anti-scientific 9. Christianity has a morbid, unhealthy preoccupation with sex 10. Christianity produces sexual misery 11. Christianity has an exceedingly narrow, legalistic view of morality 12. Christianity encourages acceptance of real evils while focusing on imaginary evils 13. Christianity depreciates the natural world 14. Christianity models hierarchical, authoritarian organization 15. Christianity sanctions slavery 16. Christianity is misogynistic 17. Christianity is homophobic 18. The Bible is not a reliable guide to Christ's teachings 19. The Bible is riddled with contradictions 20. Christianity borrowed its central myths and ceremonies from other ancient religions Replace Christianity with religion!
Sir JJ Wilcox Posted 15 October 2005 Posted 15 October 2005 Our Father, who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, On earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.
cisono Posted 15 October 2005 Posted 15 October 2005 I received this "religious joke" just a couple of days ago: How the Jews got the Ten Commandments God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shalt not kill." "Not kill?? No way! We're not interested." So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." And the Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father.? Yo maan, can't tell who our fathers are, maan!" So He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." And the Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal." "No steal? No steal.??? Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live, huh?? Gracias, but no!" He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit adultery." "Not commit ze adultery..?? Non, non, monsieur, we French, we must have ze romance." He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments?" they asked, "how much do they cost?" "They're free." "We'll take 10."
Gamesmaster Posted 15 October 2005 Posted 15 October 2005 Our Father, who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, On earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen. Billy-Ray was a Preacher's son, And when his daddy would visit he'd come along, When they gathered round and started talking, That's when Billy would take me walking, Through the back yard we'd go walking, Then he'd look into my eyes, Lord knows to my suprise: The only one who could ever reach me, Was the son of a preacher man, The only boy who could ever teach me, Was the son of a preacher man, Yes he was, he was, oh yes he was. Being good isn't always easy, No matter how hard I tried, When he started sweet talking to me, he'd come tell me everything is alright, he'd kiss and tell me everything is alright, Can I get away again tonight?. The only one who could ever reach me, Was the son of a preacher man, The only boy who could ever teach me, Was the son of a preacher man, Yes he was, he was, oh yes he was. How well I remember, The look that was in his eyes, Stealing kisses from me on the sly, Taking time to make time, Telling me that he's all mine, Learning from each others knowing, Looking to see how much we'd grown. The only one who could ever reach me, Was the son of a preacher man, The only boy who could ever teach me, Was the son of a preacher man, Yes he was, he was, oh yes he was.
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