Deathside Posted 10 November 2006 Posted 10 November 2006 And today The international man of mystery known only as Deathside is posting from: Room 643 Holiday Inn Park View 11 Cavenagh Road Singapore 229616 That's a turd picture - Here's a better one of the pool
lookwhaticando Posted 10 November 2006 Posted 10 November 2006 I think Deathside's SITREPs require a whole topic of their own.
davieG Posted 10 November 2006 Posted 10 November 2006 I think Deathside's SITREPs require a whole topic of their own. He should put them in here:
cisono Posted 10 November 2006 Posted 10 November 2006 And today The international man of mystery known only as Deathside is posting from: Room 643 Holiday Inn Park View 11 Cavenagh Road Singapore 229616 Isn't it risky to give your address to the whole of the internet?
lookwhaticando Posted 10 November 2006 Posted 10 November 2006 Isn't it risky to give your address to the whole of the internet? He's only at each place for a matter of days. By the time anyone could track him down, he'd have vanished. Or disguised himself, being an international man of mystery.
cisono Posted 11 November 2006 Posted 11 November 2006 He's only at each place for a matter of days. By the time anyone could track him down, he'd have vanished. Or disguised himself, being an international man of mystery. Hmm I would be wary. They say Singapore is a safe place but... When I visited for just a few days, some Middle East-type guy stopped me in the street and tried to buy me :pinch:
lookwhaticando Posted 11 November 2006 Posted 11 November 2006 Hmm I would be wary. They say Singapore is a safe place but... When I visited for just a few days, some Middle East-type guy stopped me in the street and tried to buy me :pinch: Buy you? What - as in buy your services for a couple of hours or so? Or buy you as some kind of hard labour slave? Either way don't sound too great.
lcfc_jme Posted 11 November 2006 Posted 11 November 2006 I think she's referring to buying her for keeps, as Turks do with Blonde ladies when they visit certain parts of Turkey I don't think they have nice things in mind either
cisono Posted 11 November 2006 Posted 11 November 2006 Buy you? What - as in buy your services for a couple of hours or so? Or buy you as some kind of hard labour slave? Either way don't sound too great. I think she's referring to buying her for keeps, as Turks do with Blonde ladies when they visit certain parts of Turkey I don't think they have nice things in mind either Well, he was not that clear. He did mention buying me whatever I wanted (a fur, jewellery...), a great dinner and offered me the "best night of my life" He also offered his office phone to call my boss and let him know I'd be returning to work later than originally planned. Anyway, I didn't stick around to find out what his exact intentions were. They couldn't have been very good. Just made me feel somewhat sick.
lcfc_jme Posted 12 November 2006 Posted 12 November 2006 Well, he was not that clear. He did mention buying me whatever I wanted (a fur, jewellery...), a great dinner and offered me the "best night of my life" He also offered his office phone to call my boss and let him know I'd be returning to work later than originally planned. Anyway, I didn't stick around to find out what his exact intentions were. They couldn't have been very good. Just made me feel somewhat sick. he wouldn't have let you go!! He'd have bought you, showed you "the best night of your life" and then kept you wherever the event took place, in order to show you again and again Luckily for you, you didn't stick around. Many women would have been stupid enough to stick around at the offer of fur and jewellery
lookwhaticando Posted 12 November 2006 Posted 12 November 2006 he wouldn't have let you go!! He'd have bought you, showed you "the best night of your life" and then kept you wherever the event took place, in order to show you again and again Luckily for you, you didn't stick around. Many women would have been stupid enough to stick around at the offer of fur and jewellery That's probably sexist to say that. But you're spot on. Just ask Mr Newell. :thumbsup:
lcfc_jme Posted 12 November 2006 Posted 12 November 2006 That's probably sexist to say that. But you're spot on. Just ask Mr Newell. :thumbsup: I don't care if it's sexist. It's General Chat. As long as I'm not posting Racial Remarks directly at an FT member no-body should be caring about what is said here I'm right though. Women constantly fall victim to material things, and it is their desire for these material objects which invariably leads to their downfall Mr Newell is in complete agreement with me, and he also adds that women shouldn't crave anything unless they're pregnant, in which case they are only allowed to put their feet up and stop working once they are no longer able to stand without falling forward
lookwhaticando Posted 12 November 2006 Posted 12 November 2006 :laugh: I once heard of a girl who craved sex. Somehow I don't think she was pregnant.
lcfc_jme Posted 12 November 2006 Posted 12 November 2006 :laugh: I once heard of a girl who craved sex. Somehow I don't think she was pregnant. Official statement from Mike Newell himself: "She was pregnant because of the amount of sex she had. And she craved it 'cos that's all she was good for, and it is supposedly healthy for the baby."
lookwhaticando Posted 12 November 2006 Posted 12 November 2006 Official statement from Mike Newell himself: "She was pregnant because of the amount of sex she had. And she craved it 'cos that's all she was good for, and it is supposedly healthy for the baby." Something about protein I heard.
lcfc_jme Posted 12 November 2006 Posted 12 November 2006 Something about protein I heard. Aye I heard the same thing. The more the merrier is what the say. Until the baby comes out and has your best friends' features :pinch:
lookwhaticando Posted 12 November 2006 Posted 12 November 2006 Aye I heard the same thing. The more the merrier is what the say. Until the baby comes out and has your best friends' features :pinch: Poor kid... imagine looking like Mike Newell. :pinch:
lcfc_jme Posted 12 November 2006 Posted 12 November 2006 Poor kid... imagine looking like Mike Newell. :pinch: Could be worse - Iain Dowie, Dennis Wise, Wayne Rooney or Peter Beardsley :pinch:
cisono Posted 12 November 2006 Posted 12 November 2006 I don't care if it's sexist. It's General Chat. As long as I'm not posting Racial Remarks directly at an FT member no-body should be caring about what is said here I'm right though. Women constantly fall victim to material things, and it is their desire for these material objects which invariably leads to their downfall Mr Newell is in complete agreement with me, and he also adds that women shouldn't crave anything unless they're pregnant, in which case they are only allowed to put their feet up and stop working once they are no longer able to stand without falling forward Probably because, historically, we've been at home, with less money and married to mean/stingy husbands?
lcfc_jme Posted 12 November 2006 Posted 12 November 2006 Probably because, historically, we've been at home, with less money and married to mean/stingy husbands? Or because you're all shallow, money-greedy, shopaholics with absolutely no care about anything other than yourselves :laugh:
cisono Posted 12 November 2006 Posted 12 November 2006 Or because you're all shallow, money-greedy, shopaholics with absolutely no care about anything other than yourselves :laugh: Obviously not all of us.
lcfc_jme Posted 12 November 2006 Posted 12 November 2006 Obviously not all of us. Wait whilst I put Gucci shades on my smilie. Ready? What do you think?? >>>
cisono Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 They are not Gucci or any other supposedly-worthy brand
lcfc_jme Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 They are not Gucci or any other supposedly-worthy brand They can't be £2 sunglasses from Tesco or Asda surely
Master Fox Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 They are not Gucci or any other supposedly-worthy brand Pucci's
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