Tomassi Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 HOW TO GET LEAVE I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take any leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "And where do you think you're going?" she said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 So.. let me get this straight. The guy really WAS a light bulb afterall?
john_lcfc Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 what did one traffic light say to the other? dont look im changing
The People's Hero Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 So... let me get this straight..? These are magical talking traffic lights?
john_lcfc Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 So... let me get this straight..? These are magical talking traffic lights? what did the sea say to the shore? nothing it just waved
Northants Fox Posted 17 November 2005 Posted 17 November 2005 What do you call deer with no eyes? No idea > > > > what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea
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