Tommy Posted 5 February 2006 Posted 5 February 2006 (Craig Davids ‘Rewind’) “Van Per-sie, If a girl says no, Molest Her!†(To the Manic Street Preachers song) “If you tolerate RIX, Then your children will be next†The SPL welcome Graham Rix (Premier League you’re having a laugh) “Cannon and Ball are shagging your wife†Sang to Harry Kewell by Man City fans after his wife appears on ‘I'm a Celebrity’. “He’s big, He’s red, His feet stick out the bed†Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch! (To the tune of lord, lord wherever you may be) “Park, Park wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your home country, But it could be worse you could be f****** scouse, Eating rats in your council house.†Man U fans to Park Ji-Sung “Fat Eddie Murphy, You're just a fat Eddie Murphy†Sang by Newcastle fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink Newcastle fans to the Sunderland fans: “Going down, going down, going down!†Sunderland’s response: “So are we, so are we, so are we!†“You only sing when you’re fishing, Sing when you’re fishing, You only sing when you’re fishing†Away fans to the Grimsby fans (Rocking all over the World) “Here we go, here we go, here we go! Youssef is better than Ronaldinho. Here we goooooOOO.. Moroccan all over the world!†Norwich City chant for Moroccan midfielder Youssef Safri. “Come for a curry! You’ve only come for a curry, Come for a curry!†Bradford fans to any away fan (Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain) “Roony eats bananas with his feet, (clap, clap) Rooney eats bananas with has feet,(clap, clap) Rooney eats bananas, Rooney eats bananas, Rooney eats bananas with his feet. (clap, clap.)†(Blame it on the Boogie) “Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.†Liverpool fans see the funny side of Djimi Traore.
Phube Posted 5 February 2006 Posted 5 February 2006 (Blame it on the Boogie) “Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.†Liverpool fans see the funny side of Djimi Traore. By far the best!!! Especially as it's his own supporters!!! LMAO!!! :laugh:
Muz Posted 5 February 2006 Posted 5 February 2006 (To the Manic Street Preachers song)“If you tolerate RIX, Then your children will be next†The SPL welcome Graham Rix HAHA!
Tommy Posted 5 February 2006 Author Posted 5 February 2006 This one really made me laugh He's bald, He's shit, He plays when no one's fit... Pascal Cygan!
Lemon Harpic Posted 5 February 2006 Posted 5 February 2006 Newcastle fans to the Sunderland fans: “Going down, going down, going down!†Sunderland’s response: “So are we, so are we, so are we!†When Leicester were in the Premiership, didn't this win some kind of 'best chant of the year' award for us? I think I read that in the Metro or something.
Tommy Posted 5 February 2006 Author Posted 5 February 2006 I think we won chant of the year award for when we chanted "Who let the frogs out, who, who, who" When Arsenal came onto the pitch. I think but not 100% on it
Teeno Posted 5 February 2006 Posted 5 February 2006 One that made me laugh from a couple of years ago, think it was when we played Birmingham, there was a proper fat bloke and We started singing "Die in a minute, ur gonna die in a minute".
wonderboy Posted 6 February 2006 Posted 6 February 2006 I think we won chant of the year award for when we chanted "Who let the frogs out, who, who, who" When Arsenal came onto the pitch. I think but not 100% on it we won it for a chant against leeds when we lost 3-2 the leeds fans started chanting goin down goin down goin down. so we started chanting so are we so are we so are we
Phube Posted 6 February 2006 Posted 6 February 2006 When Leicester were in the Premiership, didn't this win some kind of 'best chant of the year' award for us? I think I read that in the Metro or something. To be a sad spod, we won the Best chant ever according to some 'Univeristy' students who came up with a formula to asess how good a chant was!! The criteria included: Comedy value, timing, topicality etc... Cant remember the formula but this chant of ours got a rating of around 90%, most chants were getting around 40-60%. See we're good at some things!!
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