Nationwider Posted 1 March 2006 Posted 1 March 2006 Aren't a nice combination Diarrhoea and anything is generally bad news. But yes, babies are world-leaders in this field.
davieG Posted 1 March 2006 Posted 1 March 2006 Aren't a nice combination Especially not when it ooozes out of the nappy and down the babies legs. On a simlar subject I had the 'pleasure' of looking after my daughter's dog the other week and poop scooping is much fun either
Teeno Posted 1 March 2006 Author Posted 1 March 2006 Diarrhoea and anything is generally bad news. But yes, babies are world-leaders in this field. Well put it this way, I've been back from me driving lesson since 3.30 and since then I've changed the little un 3 times now, me mum can't do it as she has a bad back and can't bend over, so it's left to me. Atleast I have a cold which means I can't smell
Nationwider Posted 1 March 2006 Posted 1 March 2006 Well put it this way, I've been back from me driving lesson since 3.30 and since then I've changed the little un 3 times now, me mum can't do it as she has a bad back and can't bend over, so it's left to me. Atleast I have a cold which means I can't smell I'll be doing the same thing in 5 months. For now, NW's house is (relatively) poo-free.
The People's Hero Posted 1 March 2006 Posted 1 March 2006 NW's house sounds brilliant. All over to NW's house for a piss up?
Nationwider Posted 1 March 2006 Posted 1 March 2006 NW's house sounds brilliant. All over to NW's house for a piss up? I'm trying to sell it at the moment - "2-bed, off-road parking, relatively poo-free". We've not had many takers so far.
The People's Hero Posted 1 March 2006 Posted 1 March 2006 Perhaps it's the word 'relatively' which is putting people off?
Teeno Posted 1 March 2006 Author Posted 1 March 2006 NW's house sounds brilliant. All over to NW's house for a piss up? Or a poo up
Scarby Posted 1 March 2006 Posted 1 March 2006 i cant to be a dad, it must be the best feeling in the world! taking your lad to the walkers for the first time - its what dreams are made of
Teeno Posted 1 March 2006 Author Posted 1 March 2006 i cant to be a dad, it must be the best feeling in the world! taking your lad to the walkers for the first time - its what dreams are made of What and sitting in the family stand. as much as I'd like to take me kids down footy ( if I ever have any) I'd miss me own little match day outings and routine that wouldn't be appropriate with kids.
Scarby Posted 1 March 2006 Posted 1 March 2006 What and sitting in the family stand. as much as I'd like to take me kids down footy ( if I ever have any) I'd miss me own little match day outings and routine that wouldn't be appropriate with kids. thats why you make the most of it while you are young - you have to grow up at some point
Muz Posted 1 March 2006 Posted 1 March 2006 What and sitting in the family stand. as much as I'd like to take me kids down footy ( if I ever have any) I'd miss me own little match day outings and routine that wouldn't be appropriate with kids. I dont think thats in doubt you slaaaaaarg!!
Teeno Posted 1 March 2006 Author Posted 1 March 2006 I dont think thats in doubt you slaaaaaarg!! I'm allways safe danny boy. Anyway I'm talking about ones I know about, I'm sure there's plenty running about allready
sackmycook Posted 1 March 2006 Posted 1 March 2006 Does anyone remember from their schooldays: "i climbed up a tree and it dribbled down my knee. Diaorrhea, Diaorrhea!" there were loads of verses similar.
Newcastle_Fox Posted 2 March 2006 Posted 2 March 2006 "I was sitting in the attic and it came out automatic, Diaorrhea, Diaorrhea!"
andyh1884 Posted 2 March 2006 Posted 2 March 2006 I was eating chicken curry and it came out runny, Diaorrhea, Diaorrhea
Janx Posted 2 March 2006 Posted 2 March 2006 The day is fast approaching, my boy is nearly 4 so Im gonna give it another year before I bring him... or sooner if he starts singing MArchin on together!!!
Muz Posted 2 March 2006 Posted 2 March 2006 The day is fast approaching, my boy is nearly 4 so Im gonna give it another year before I bring him... or sooner if he starts singing MArchin on together!!! It's your fatherly duty to stop him doing that , If he does - you're a failure as a Dad
The People's Hero Posted 2 March 2006 Posted 2 March 2006 Does he like beer? Or will it just be shandy for the lad? OLE!
Shum Posted 2 March 2006 Posted 2 March 2006 I was going up the stairs and it dribbled down my flairs...Diaorrhea, Diaorrhea!
The People's Hero Posted 2 March 2006 Posted 2 March 2006 I was going down on Shum When it oozed out of my bum Diaorrhea Diaorrhea
Janx Posted 2 March 2006 Posted 2 March 2006 Does he like beer? Or will it just be shandy for the lad? OLE! erm its my son whos the Northerner Mr Southerner!!
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