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Knighton Matt

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What's today's day??

Come on... I need my wordy fix.

heres yours Jim

"workshyfop"

Get stuck in you lazy tossr! :rolleyes:

Posted

Today's word is misappropriate, as in "I would love to misappropriate Jim's hat, as the added sense of style may help me to attract loose women although I'd be worried about sending out the wrong message re my sexual preferences to said ladies, particularly those residing in the Maidstone area."

Posted

Blimey, all this time whilst I've been working hard, slaving away in front of a glaring monitor and all this hubbub has been going on behind my back?

Long live the hat. And Jon The Hat too.

ps (to Janx) Where's my southern comfort and lemonade??

Posted

Blimey, all this time whilst I've been working hard, slaving away in front of a glaring monitor and all this hubbub has been going on behind my back?

Long live the hat. And Jon The Hat too.

ps (to Janx) Where's my southern comfort and lemonade??

I thought it was your round... to be fair I lost count, and sight! In fact I nearly lost my life staggering around looking for a taxi! :rolleyes:

Posted

I thought it was your round... to be fair I lost count, and sight! In fact I nearly lost my life staggering around looking for a taxi! :rolleyes:

You've forgotten then?

It's nothing to do with rounds or whatever. We were playing roulette and somehow winning every spin when I started shouting to you and everyone else, 'Where's my southern comfort and lemonade?' after asking about 5 times, you shouted back that it was in my hand. We both found this a lot funnier than the croupier/other punters.

The girl who I gave a crash course in the english language wasn't too amused either.

Posted

You've forgotten then?

It's nothing to do with rounds or whatever. We were playing roulette and somehow winning every spin when I started shouting to you and everyone else, 'Where's my southern comfort and lemonade?' after asking about 5 times, you shouted back that it was in my hand. We both found this a lot funnier than the croupier/other punters.

The girl who I gave a crash course in the english language wasn't too amused either.

LMAO... Actually I DO remember that!! now youve reminded me... to be honest. That croupier had a face like a slapped arse and cos we were on the cheap table she kept getting miffed by us putting a huge wedge on the board.... continually, actually I would have been fed up dealing with me in that situation..

Still the bunny girls perked us up! What a crackin night grommit! :devil:

Posted

Top night. Absolutely brilliant. And we won some money.

yup covered my extensive bar bill!! Champagne was shoite though!

:D

Posted

Hehe great night boys!

Janks " Can I have a bottle of champagne?.. Make sure it's cheap and nasty"

Bar person "£15.95 please"

Janks "God it really is cheap and nasty!"

Too funny!

I clawed most of mymoney back on the blackjack table!

Posted

They wanted it mate, whatsmore, most of them would have got it too.

I imagine us drunk, leering wankers seemed an attractive proposition too? :P

I swear the the one who was slighly more tanned than the other was giving me the wink!!

Donna (the manager) was ace!

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I swear the the one who was slighly more tanned than the other was giving me the wink!!

Donna (the manager) was ace!

I told her she was a bitch, looking back, I think it was harsh.

Posted

The manager, when we were playing blackjack.

She dealt we an ace, then left my next card face down. I know its only a cheap table, but she dealt to everyone else then herself again. I might well have wanted another card. As it happens, it was a ten, so happy days, but she didn't look at the card.

Grrr!

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The manager, when we were playing blackjack.

She dealt we an ace, then left my next card face down. I know its only a cheap table, but she dealt to everyone else then herself again. I might well have wanted another card. As it happens, it was a ten, so happy days, but she didn't look at the card.

Grrr!

lol she must have looked at the card, she was 'cock' teasing you! lol

Posted

lol which one?

they all wanted me actually, they could tell I was of superior quality! :blink:

Posted

Maybe.

I don't know. I was drunkded!

Hehe she would have deffo mate, she done the same to me a couple of times!

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