macbeth Posted 19 July 2006 Posted 19 July 2006 Perhaps the City fans should enter a team and get special "Cum All Ye Faithful" teeshirts made. sponsored by siemens of course by the way just read about your wife ; i wish her a speedy recovery
Dellyjo Posted 19 July 2006 Posted 19 July 2006 "Prizes will be on offer for those who have the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest – the record is eight-and-a-half hours" If it's a guy, I wanna meet him "Faked orgasms are not allowed and competitors who break this rule three times can expect to be disqualified" Okay with men, it's fairly obvious but how are they gonna be able tell with a woman??
Alexikokopops Posted 19 July 2006 Posted 19 July 2006 "Prizes will be on offer for those who have the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest – the record is eight-and-a-half hours" If it's a guy, I wanna meet him "Faked orgasms are not allowed and competitors who break this rule three times can expect to be disqualified" Okay with men, it's fairly obvious but how are they gonna be able tell with a woman?? I could easily last 8 and a half hours. Not even a challenge. Fact.
Ultra Posted 19 July 2006 Author Posted 19 July 2006 But how many tons of Viagra would you have to take first?
Alexikokopops Posted 19 July 2006 Posted 19 July 2006 But how many tons of Viagra would you have to take first? I conservatively estimate about 3. Three tablets, not tons. I'm not gay.
Thracian Posted 19 July 2006 Posted 19 July 2006 sponsored by siemens of course by the way just read about your wife ; i wish her a speedy recovery Love it! And my wife seems fine now, thanks.
lookwhaticando Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 ' date='Jul 19 2006, 04:54 PM' post='352475']I conservatively estimate about 3. Three tablets, not tons. I'm not gay. But how many would you need to take to keep your hand awake? :pinch:
Ultra Posted 30 July 2006 Author Posted 30 July 2006 Where's the entry form for this event? Ask whoever started the string of "your first.." threads. They might know...
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