YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP

[macbeth]

Perhaps the City fans should enter a team and get special "Cum All Ye Faithful" teeshirts made.

sponsored by siemens of course

by the way just read about your wife ; i wish her a speedy recovery

[Dellyjo]

"Prizes will be on offer for those who have the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest – the record is eight-and-a-half hours" If it's a guy, I wanna meet him

"Faked orgasms are not allowed and competitors who break this rule three times can expect to be disqualified" Okay with men, it's fairly obvious but how are they gonna be able tell with a woman??

[Alexikokopops]

"Prizes will be on offer for those who have the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest – the record is eight-and-a-half hours" If it's a guy, I wanna meet him

"Faked orgasms are not allowed and competitors who break this rule three times can expect to be disqualified" Okay with men, it's fairly obvious but how are they gonna be able tell with a woman??

I could easily last 8 and a half hours.

Not even a challenge.

Fact.

[Ultra]

But how many tons of Viagra would you have to take first?

[Alexikokopops]

But how many tons of Viagra would you have to take first?

I conservatively estimate about 3.

Three tablets, not tons.

I'm not gay.

[Thracian]

sponsored by siemens of course

by the way just read about your wife ; i wish her a speedy recovery

Love it!

And my wife seems fine now, thanks.

[Daggers]

Where's the entry form for this event?

[lookwhaticando]

' date='Jul 19 2006, 04:54 PM' post='352475']

I conservatively estimate about 3.

Three tablets, not tons.

I'm not gay.

But how many would you need to take to keep your hand awake? :pinch:

[Ultra]

Where's the entry form for this event?

Ask whoever started the string of "your first.." threads.

They might know...