Knighton Matt Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 I've heard that KM is going to moderate your face though. Damn straight you heard that. Cos I said it!
Janx Posted 12 October 2006 Author Posted 12 October 2006 OK I lied... does "moderate" mean Increase? Frankly they can be any type of ladys as long as its not Ladyboys... and they're willing to shake my dice and spin my wheel *poor symbolism, but you get the drift*
The People's Hero Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 Do you mean... suck your gargantuum phallus and guzzle down the resultant fluid?
Janx Posted 12 October 2006 Author Posted 12 October 2006 Do you mean... suck your gargantuum phallus and guzzle down the resultant fluid? erm yeah ... if I had one
The People's Hero Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 I'd say you could have a lend of mine.... But I don't have one either! Wahey! OLE!
Guest Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 Huh huh - You said Pole Behave Mr Black...or is it Mr Scruffy.......
Guest Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 my suite at my Leicester residence...all girls welcome... As far as hints go, that has to be one of the most blatant.
Daggers Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 I hear the bar on the intercity puffa, departing New Street bound for Leicester Shire, is an awfully decent place to start getting tipsy and meeting new & interesting friends (mainly Scots drinking McEwans at nine in the morning).
Janx Posted 12 October 2006 Author Posted 12 October 2006 As far as hints go, that has to be one of the most blatant. grrrrowwwlll, are you taking that hint??
Daggers Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 grrrrowwwlll, are you taking that hint?? I am often sad because ladies kick sand in my face, and then boys kick my face. I would like to be wise in the ways of woman. Tell me, dear Jankers, have you produced a tome that collects all of your insights and techniques? I am especially interested in how I can translate noises of lustful passion into words and clickable smilies: Woof! ~ see? It just doesn't come out right when I do it
Janx Posted 12 October 2006 Author Posted 12 October 2006 I am often sad because ladies kick sand in my face, and then boys kick my face. I would like to be wise in the ways of woman. Tell me, dear Jankers, have you produced a tome that collects all of your insights and techniques? I am especially interested in how I can translate noises of lustful passion into words and clickable smilies: Woof! ~ see? It just doesn't come out right when I do it that tends to work for me!
Daggers Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 that tends to work for me! Oh you saucy little get! My mummy said I should never use such language...I'll wager there's much moistness going on with the laydees of the forum now!
The People's Hero Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 :pirate: :pirate: :CUMONTHEIRFACE: Is what gets most women going!
The People's Hero Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 I'm busting for serious cock... Well you're out of luck. My cock is jovial, lighthearted and fragrance free...
Barry Is Best Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 Well you're out of luck. My cock is jovial, lighthearted and fragrance free... Dreamy ....
Janx Posted 12 October 2006 Author Posted 12 October 2006 I would hazard a guess that we have schizophrenic activist on here
Daggers Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 Hahaha! I pop over to General Sport for a couple of posts and you lot start up some kind of cyber daisy chain!
The People's Hero Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 Hahaha! I pop over to General Sport for a couple of posts and you turn in to a bunch of wankers!
Daggers Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 Why yes, we've been getting friendly with men in toilets, me and Jankers Just make sure you aren't going to shock any children...aside from that, you be as liberated as you wanna be Equal rights, freedom to be, and all that.
The People's Hero Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 I think Ultra is actually a nice bloke and you lot treat him unfairly. That's the most shocking thing I've read all day.
Daggers Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 C'mon everybody, get posting - otherwise that buggery Mandaric thread is going to kick our collective arses. Let's get the Switch to the Numero Uno position it belongs in the charts, as it does in our hearts Absolutley! Totally agree.
Janx Posted 12 October 2006 Author Posted 12 October 2006 I think TPH AND ULTRA ARE TOTAL COCKWANDS!! Blimey dont sit on the fence Bob!!
Daggers Posted 12 October 2006 Posted 12 October 2006 Blimey dont sit on the fence Bob, come over here and sit on my lap. My wife doesn't understand me you know we, I don't know how to put this, don't, you know, aren't intimate anymore... Ahem, as flattered as I am young Jankers, I think it breaches a rule on FoxesTalk that I just invented. Try getting in touch with those great people at Relate.
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