Knighton Matt Posted 4 August 2006 Author Posted 4 August 2006 Another classic... A girl I knew at uni wrote her dad a birthday card and popped it in the postbox with just "Dad" on the envelope. No address, no nothing, just "Dad". Scary thing is she was studying dentistry so preumably must have got 3 A's at A-Level.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 My mum once told this joke; "What's green and goes up and down in a lift?" "A gooseberry in a... hang on..."
Knighton Matt Posted 4 August 2006 Author Posted 4 August 2006 My mum once told this joke; "What's green and goes up and down in a lift?" "A gooseberry in a... hang on..." :w00t: Better than the original!
Knighton Matt Posted 4 August 2006 Author Posted 4 August 2006 One thing I don't get it is... Girls are on the whole quite stupid (sweeping generalisation I know but Fezzler said it and I'm quite impressionable so I believed him) Yet Mum's are like the wisest people ever...they know everything! So at what point do they suddenly acquire all this knowledge?!! When the baby pops out does knowledge flow in? Wasn't Newton banging on about equal and opposite forces? Was this what he meant? Could someone explain it to me? Preferably someone wise.
macbeth Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 One thing I don't get it is... Girls are on the whole quite stupid (sweeping generalisation I know but Fezzler said it and I'm quite impressionable so I believed him) Yet Mum's are like the wisest people ever...they know everything! So at what point do they suddenly acquire all this knowledge?!! When the baby pops out does knowledge flow in? Wasn't Newton banging on about equal and opposite forces? Was this what he meant? Could someone explain it to me? Preferably someone wise. well the theory i heard is that ; by the time a girl turns into a mother, a male has ****ed some sense into her hope this explains
The People's Hero Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 well the theory i heard is that ; by the time a girl turns into a mother, a male has ****ed some sense into her hope this explains True story. Factoid!!!!
Head Honcho Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 Anne Robinson-"Who fought Mohammed Ali in the rumble in the jungle?" Contestant-"George Foreman" Wife-"George Forman" Is that the one who does the grills? I thought everyone knew that Maybe I'm being too hard on her she's been at work for 12 hours
Deathside Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 In those days prior to the invention of the term blonde moment - I had a mate nicknamed Brains - Because of some of the clever things he said EG: Whilst walking along a country lane in the dark a girl trod on a rodent Is it dead or alive she says Brain's reply: I can't tell because it's running away Many years later Brains decided to go spend some time in India - Just general chilling and dope smoking At passport control in India Brains says Huh? - what's a Visa? The only guy I know who payed £800 for a day trip to India
Guest Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 Once convinced one of my mates that beef came from donkeys to the point where we had to say that the public were not au fait with this particular nugget of information, thus you couldn't see any donkey farms in Essex (where she comes from.........yeah I know).So then she rings up her mate and asks where beef comes from. We think "damnit, the game's up". Her mate replies "cows, of course" at which point she turns to us and says.... "ha, see, I'm not stupid, she thought it came from cows too!" Said girl also thought the Isle of Wight was off the coast of Scotland and that Australia was in Europe (after much confusion we worked out she meant Austria). Said girl graduated from Leicester University with a 2:1 in Law. If I don't get a first thhen I really am thick then.
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