Daggers Posted 1 September 2006 Posted 1 September 2006 Everyone seems angry today; the woman arguing with the car outside the Co-op, the solicitors secretary and the little shit who is meant to be selling me his house...just because I want him out and me & mine in! Dammit. Tell me something nice that happened to you today:
golden gordon Posted 1 September 2006 Posted 1 September 2006 Everyone seems angry today; the woman arguing with the car outside the Co-op, the solicitors secretary and the little shit who is meant to be selling me his house...just because I want him out and me & mine in! Dammit. Tell me something nice that happened to you today: i argued with my car today and for once it admitted that i was right and i showed it some jump leads and it said " don't start me off with that"
golden gordon Posted 2 September 2006 Posted 2 September 2006 http://oakbox.blogspot.com/2005/10/angry-day.html i think you'll find that angry day is not until october the fourth ; please stick to tradition , we can't have people celebrating feast days whenever they like , it would lead to anarchy thank you yours furious of tonbridge wells
Durnerz Posted 2 September 2006 Posted 2 September 2006 Yesterday I had an arguement with some builders who think its fine to take up space on the side of the street where I usually park my car, with their wheelbarrows full of concrete when they have all the room in the world on the site, but then have a go at me because my car apparently is restricting them from getting into the driveway, when they have acres, tossers.
golden gordon Posted 2 September 2006 Posted 2 September 2006 Yesterday I had an arguement with some builders who think its fine to take up space on the side of the street where I usually park my car, with their wheelbarrows full of concrete when they have all the room in the world on the site, but then have a go at me because my car apparently is restricting them from getting into the driveway, when they have acres, tossers. unless your'e a big hard bloke yourself its perhaps best not to argue too much with brickies
Durnerz Posted 2 September 2006 Posted 2 September 2006 unless your'e a big hard bloke yourself its perhaps best not to argue too much with brickies These guys weren't hard, they were just inconsiderate twats who thought they owned the road, they did say "Unless you want your car splattered with concrete mate I suggest you move it" to which i replied "Well in that case i'll know who to send the bill to." Needless to say my car was untouched when I went outside next morning, Builders are tossers.
Daggers Posted 2 September 2006 Author Posted 2 September 2006 Builders are tossers. Don't forget their mates - carpenters - they're a bunch of arse too. Especially the one who parked across my drive and gave me a mouthful when I sat there hooting to get him to come out and move the ****ing van so I could go home. W*nker carpenters!
golden gordon Posted 2 September 2006 Posted 2 September 2006 Don't forget their mates - carpenters - they're a bunch of arse too. Especially the one who parked across my drive and gave me a mouthful when I sat there hooting to get him to come out and move the ****ing van so I could go home. W*nker carpenters! bet you wouldn't say that to jesus
Rincewind Posted 2 September 2006 Posted 2 September 2006 From another POV, when I was stewarding at the GBBF we often had members of the public sitting on stairs blocking the way to a fire exit. Normally pointing out that in the event of a fire they would either be crushed to death in the rush for punters to get out or left unconscious for the fire and smoke to engulf them worked. There were always one or two that knew better and re-enforcements had to be called in. And I was just just a mild-mannered person doing my (unpaid) job.
Daggers Posted 2 September 2006 Author Posted 2 September 2006 bet you wouldn't say that to jesus :laugh: Will you marry me?
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