golden gordon Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 i've invented a type of double-sided grass to put in fields for cows , so that when the cows have eaten one side the farmer simply turns oner the turf and presto new grass for the cows to eat so i'm looking for potential salesmen/investors in my double grazing business
The People's Hero Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I invented a beer that never runs out. I just have one problem.. producing it.
golden gordon Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I invented a beer that never runs out. I just have one problem.. producing it. just try drinking canada dry...........i tried but couldn't manage it
Daggers Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I'd like to see blinkers with holes in, so that the blind tw*ts who wear them while driving will see me.
golden gordon Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 I'd like to see blinkers with holes in, so that the blind tw*ts who wear them while driving will see me. have you met this bloke http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770
Daggers Posted 6 September 2006 Posted 6 September 2006 have you met this bloke http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770 Got nicked just up the road from us. Bloody blind b*stard! Blind AND partially deaf ~ what would he have done if he'd hit someone? No insurance, no licence and his mate was serving a ban as well. Retarded idiots!
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.