Daggers Posted 27 September 2006 Posted 27 September 2006 Don't be so downcast not to post something...tell us about yourself and why you're feeling downbeat, we're all here to help Welcome
Daggers Posted 27 September 2006 Author Posted 27 September 2006 Maybe this welcome just pissed him off even more? Someone say something nice, it really isn't my forte...
Lester LXXIV Posted 27 September 2006 Posted 27 September 2006 Maybe this welcome just pissed him off even more? Someone say something nice, it really isn't my forte... Errrr, how about "If you feel you need to talk, my door is always open"???
Daggers Posted 27 September 2006 Author Posted 27 September 2006 Errrr, how about "If you feel you need to talk, my door is always open"??? Sweet, keep it up...more emotional bollox like that should go down really well...empathy, that's what it's called isn't it? Yea, empathy. Go out there Foxile74, and be more empathetic than you've ever been in your life...there's a disheartened fan at stake godammit!
Lester LXXIV Posted 27 September 2006 Posted 27 September 2006 Sweet, keep it up...more emotional bollox like that should go down really well...empathy, that's what it's called isn't it? Yea, empathy. Go out there Foxile74, and be more empathetic than you've ever been in your life...there's a disheartened fan at stake godammit! Look just cos i'm a medic, doesn't mean it's in my blood to be fluffy! I can manage it on odd occasions but dunno if It can be a long term strategy!
The People's Hero Posted 27 September 2006 Posted 27 September 2006 In the twist of separation, you excelled at being free. Can't you find (can't you find) a little room inside for me?
Daggers Posted 27 September 2006 Author Posted 27 September 2006 Look just cos i'm a medic, doesn't mean it's in my blood to be fluffy! I can manage it on odd occasions but dunno if It can be a long term strategy! "Oh no, we're losing him, disheartened fan is going. Nurse, 25mg of humour - quickly! What the f*dge do they teach you at Nursey school now that Sir Lancelot Spratt has retired?! Christ!"
Lester LXXIV Posted 27 September 2006 Posted 27 September 2006 In the twist of separation, you excelled at being free. Can't you find (can't you find) a little room inside for me? Keep it in the "What song is in yer head" thread TPH!!
Lester LXXIV Posted 27 September 2006 Posted 27 September 2006 "Oh no, we're losing him, disheartened fan is going. Nurse, 25mg of humour - quickly! What the f*dge do they teach you at Nursey school now that Sir Lancelot Spratt has retired?! Christ!" Nursey school?? If you need a nurse i'll speak to the wife. I'm a medic!
Daggers Posted 27 September 2006 Author Posted 27 September 2006 Nursey school?? If you need a nurse i'll speak to the wife. I'm a medic! Don't go all New Labour speak on us...there's Doctors and Nurses and Cleaning Staff. It's the way it was and the way it should be. Doctors are single and up for it, unless they are old in which case they are single and hirsute. Nurses invariably have bra's that pop off or have doctors falling through the window into their bath. Matrons are nurses that have got fat and ugly and have a crush on old doctors. Cleaning staff leave items on the ward for patients to fall over (in a comedy fashion) and get hypodermics stuck in their arse by mistake. You seem to know very little about the proper workings of a hospital you charlatan. I suspect you are a bogus doctor. Medic indeed, like there is even such a word! Do I know my NHS? I should bloody coco!
Lester LXXIV Posted 27 September 2006 Posted 27 September 2006 Don't go all New Labour speak on us...there's Doctors and Nurses and Cleaning Staff. It's the way it was and the way it should be. Doctors are single and up for it, unless they are old in which case they are single and hirsute. Nurses invariably have bra's that pop off or have doctors falling through the window into their bath. Matrons are nurses that have got fat and ugly and have a crush on old doctors. Cleaning staff leave items on the ward for patients to fall over (in a comedy fashion) and get hypodermics stuck in their arse by mistake. You seem to know very little about the proper workings of a hospital you charlatan. I suspect you are a bogus doctor. Medic indeed, like there is even such a word! Do I know my NHS? I should bloody coco! Bless I'm a medic in a particular organisation belonging to the government...
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