lcfc_jme Posted 1 October 2006 Posted 1 October 2006 Loss of humour? I wonder if any of them post here over on the LCFC forum I wonder if this comment has anything to do with the other thread you have been posting on for the entire afternoon...
Louise Posted 3 October 2006 Posted 3 October 2006 Who on earth complains about seeing a naked arse along with 20k other people? If he'd done it in a back-alley or near a school then by all means call the police, but as a laugh on a football pitch... come on! It's not as if he took his old man out or something. I'm sure it's probably just Everton fans wanting to get their own back on him, but this kind of thing leads to new FA Rules about arse showing 'any deliberate revealing of the cheeks 1 inch below the cleft of the buttocks is a yellow card offence, full exposure is a straight red etc etc'. And lets not get started on that 'no taking your shirt off' rule.
The People's Hero Posted 3 October 2006 Posted 3 October 2006 Loss of humour? I wonder if any of them post here over on the LCFC forum As long as they leave General Chat alone....
The People's Hero Posted 3 October 2006 Posted 3 October 2006 Who on earth complains about seeing a naked arse along with 20k other people? If he'd done it in a back-alley or near a school then by all means call the police, but as a laugh on a football pitch... come on! It's not as if he took his old man out or something. I'm sure it's probably just Everton fans wanting to get their own back on him, but this kind of thing leads to new FA Rules about arse showing 'any deliberate revealing of the cheeks 1 inch below the cleft of the buttocks is a yellow card offence, full exposure is a straight red etc etc'. And lets not get started on that 'no taking your shirt off' rule. Yeah - that's the only reason women watch football. *runs* *hides* *feels smug and chuckles to self*
Fez of Mahrez Posted 3 October 2006 Posted 3 October 2006 I remember Matt Le Tissier giving LCFC fans the finger that time we drew 3-3 with Southampton at Filbo and I was so angry at the time cos we'd just conceded a stupid goal that I told my Dad I was going to complain. :laugh: Heat of the moment. Agree with Louise.
The People's Hero Posted 3 October 2006 Posted 3 October 2006 I think when defending a direct free kick, everyone in the wall should turn their back to the ball and pull their shorts down. Brilliant. As long as Matty Taylor's not playing for the opposition of course. Allegedly. Perhaps. Rumour. I doubt it.
Louise Posted 3 October 2006 Posted 3 October 2006 Yeah - that's the only reason women watch football. *runs* *hides* *feels smug and chuckles to self* I have naked pictures of Ian Walker on my PC which I found on the internet for free, I don't have to pay £25 for such titillation.
lookwhaticando Posted 4 October 2006 Author Posted 4 October 2006 I have naked pictures of Ian Walker on my PC which I found on the internet for free, I don't have to pay £25 for such titillation. I think you should post this little factoid in the LC forum, see if there's any takers. Some people will buy anything LC related.
Louise Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 I think you should post this little factoid in the LC forum, see if there's any takers. Some people will buy anything LC related. Should I get them blown up to full size and printed out first?
Fez of Mahrez Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 Should I get them blown up to full size and printed out first? I think that would counteract the effects of the club's own poster campaign.
lookwhaticando Posted 4 October 2006 Author Posted 4 October 2006 Should I get them blown up to full size and printed out first? Printed out to scale, naturally. You could sell a whole range from Wall to Wallet size.
Louise Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 Printed out to scale, naturally. You could sell a whole range from Wall to Wallet size. If they're to scale I don't think any would fit in a wallet, if you know what I mean....nudge nudge, Or is that TMI? I could post on here and you could make your own mind up?
lookwhaticando Posted 4 October 2006 Author Posted 4 October 2006 If they're to scale I don't think any would fit in a wallet, if you know what I mean....nudge nudge, Or is that TMI? I could post on here and you could make your own mind up? TMI! Way Way TMI! I'll bet there's a few girls out there interested though, if he's all you make him out to be. And perhaps some guys too.
Louise Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 I'm afraid I was exaggerating, got carried away with all the excitement (and possibly some long-held fantasies) he has a towel over that bit in the pictures. Although you can tell that the carpet doesn't match the curtains...
Floating Fox Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 What a load of balls, it was just a bit of banter between the player and home fans.... if the fnas dish out a fair shair then why cant the players do a bit back. It was only done for a laugh ffs
lookwhaticando Posted 4 October 2006 Author Posted 4 October 2006 I'm afraid I was exaggerating, got carried away with all the excitement (and possibly some long-held fantasies) he has a towel over that bit in the pictures. Although you can tell that the carpet doesn't match the curtains... Indeed you seemed quite excited about Ian. So I take it him and Muzzy are your top two city player fantasies?
Louise Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 Indeed you seemed quite excited about Ian. So I take it him and Muzzy are your top two city player fantasies? Don't ask me that, we'll be here all night! Which although enjoyable for me, might not be for you.
lookwhaticando Posted 4 October 2006 Author Posted 4 October 2006 Don't ask me that, we'll be here all night! Which although enjoyable for me, might not be for you. I look a bit like Ian Walker myself... ... when I wear the mask. Difference is, my towel's bigger :laugh:
lookwhaticando Posted 4 October 2006 Author Posted 4 October 2006 Must...resist...urge...to...post...picture... Of you or Ian Walker? Nevermind, I get it now. I see you're struggling to keep composed over there... all this talk of towels eh?
The People's Hero Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 Indeed you seemed quite excited about Ian. So I take it him and Muzzy are your top two city player fantasies? Girlies. Who ARE your top player fantasies (must be LCFC past/present) Also, welcome (and encouraged) to include me if you like.
lookwhaticando Posted 4 October 2006 Author Posted 4 October 2006 Girlies. Who ARE your top player fantasies (must be LCFC past/present) Also, welcome (and encouraged) to include me if you like. That desrves a new topic/poll.
The People's Hero Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 That desrves a new topic/poll. Make it so.
lookwhaticando Posted 4 October 2006 Author Posted 4 October 2006 Make it so. I'm not your slave. But just this once it has been done. One for you to post in, Louise.
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