Daggers Posted 29 October 2006 Share Posted 29 October 2006 Lord, I'm trying the best i can I lost everybody in Khazakhstan But I still don't understand Bob Wilson, anchorman I've been to Kent, Gwent, Senegal I've even been to look for Jim Rosenthal Found him on his knees at the wailing wall crying "Bob Wilson, anchorman" Well I marvel at the things we find beneath the ground And that man can go faster than the speed of sound But I still can't get my head around Bob Wilson, anchorman I'm cold and i'm hungry and i'm in dundork I've got no bus fare, i've gotta walk It's raining soup and i've got a fork Where be my camper van? Well i'd like to meet Stevenson the engineer And i'd like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer And i'd love to meet the bloke who had the bright idea of Bob wilson, anchorman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Honcho Posted 29 October 2006 Share Posted 29 October 2006 Trumpton Riots Unemployments rising In the Chigley end of town. And it's speading like pneumonia; Doesn't look like going down. There's trouble at the fire station; Someone's had the sack. And the lads are going to launch a scheme To get rid of Captain Black. Tell PC McGarry To get himself a mate. And arm themselves with C. S. Gas They're gonna be out late. We've had calm conformers in since 1966. And now subversions in the air In the shape of flying bricks! Chorus: Someone get a message through To Captain Snort That they better start assembling The boys from the fort. Keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight, 'Cause there's gonna be riot Down in Trumpton Tonight. All this aristocracy Has really got to stop. We'll overthrow the surgery And kidnap Doctor Mop And Chicley Militant Socialists Will storm the market square And make plans to assasinate Our autocratic mayor! Windy Militant rages past With Corn grinders to war With windmill sails and bombs with nails They smash the town hall door. But Snorty and the boys arrive With one big erstwhile (?) crew Whereupon they bring about A military coup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 29 October 2006 Share Posted 29 October 2006 Half Man Half Biscuit - Vatican Broadside The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope And The Pope said to his aide . . Who the fooking hell are Slipknot? Who the fooking hell are Slipknot? Who the fooking hell are Slipknot? In relation to me getting out of bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 29 October 2006 Share Posted 29 October 2006 if I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Harpic Posted 31 October 2006 Share Posted 31 October 2006 "A man walks down the street, He says, Why am I soft in the middle now? Why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard" Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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