Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 October 2006 Posted 15 October 2006 I wear a veil sometimes if my nose feels big on any given day. Are you Pinocchio? Don't lie dammit!
Knighton Matt Posted 15 October 2006 Posted 15 October 2006 I wear a veil sometimes if my nose feels big on any given day. Big nose = good in bed. Allegedly. Just ask any of Barry Manilow's lovers.
Daggers Posted 15 October 2006 Posted 15 October 2006 I'm hung like Cyrano de Bergerac! John Nettles?
Hullfox Posted 15 October 2006 Posted 15 October 2006 One of my ex-girlfriends didn't believe in contraception. She just didn't want you to pork her really.
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