Bienvenue a Chez lookwhaticando

[lildave3]

that i would pay to see! partly because it would make you sick with all that fat and salt but meh

Is that a challenge?

[lildave3]

return customer, I approve.

you betcha, a yorkie to go please. (free of charge)

[lookwhaticando]

you betcha, a yorkie to go please. (free of charge)

Sorry. I ate the last one.

*burp*

Have a can VAN of Fosters, though, instead.

[lildave3]

Sorry. I ate the last one.

*burp*

Have a can of Fosters, though, instead.

Are you offering alcoholic substances to an underage person? That's two things i can sue you with now

[lookwhaticando]

Are you offering alcoholic substances to an underage person? That's two things i can sue you with now

No. I meant a Fosters catering service

They can fix you up with a Yorkie, I'm all out.

[lildave3]

No. I meant a Fosters catering service

They can fix you up with a Yorkie, I'm all out.

nice save

[Alexikokopops]

I am the chef. I say it is.

Therefore, Chef says yes.

You'll find it most delightful, would you like one?

Hmmm, and what about the onion rings.

Breaded or battered?

[lookwhaticando]

Hmmm, and what about the onion rings.

Breaded or battered?

Breaded.

[cisono]

No, I don't do special orders. The menu is the menu, if you don't like it, go elsewhere.

Wow, we like the waiter's attitude

(No special orders at all? )

[lookwhaticando]

Wow, we like the waiter's attitude

(No special orders at all? )

I can spit on your food. I'll do that by special order, if you like.

I'll throw it in for free, without telling you, if you're not very kind to me.

[Rincewind]

roast beef sounds tempting with the healthy potato salad. my teeth are ready.

[Alexikokopops]

Breaded.

Sweet, I know what I'm having.

[lildave3]

roast beef sounds temting with the healthy potato salad. my teeth are ready.

Slow service eh?

[Lester LXXIV]

I can spit on your food. I'll do that by special order, if you like.

I'll throw it in for free, without telling you, if you're not very kind to me.

Where's the "Cheesy Chips"????

You can't run a caf without havin cheesy chips on the menu!! :pinch:

[cisono]

Am I still in time?!?!?!

[cisono]

I can spit on your food. I'll do that by special order, if you like.

I'll throw it in for free, without telling you, if you're not very kind to me.

I thought that was standard practice though (the spitting in customers' food).

Don't need to request therefore.

I am not too hungry all of a sudden

[lookwhaticando]

Where's the "Cheesy Chips"????

You can't run a caf without havin cheesy chips on the menu!! :pinch:

Get yourself a three cheese sandwich and a side of chip,s and drop some of the cheese from inside the sandwich onto the chips.

I'm generous with the cheese in the three cheese sandwich, so it's easily done.

Am I still in time?!?!?!

chez lookwhaticando never closes.

I thought that was standard practice though (the spitting in customers' food).

Don't need to request therefore.

I am not too hungry all of a sudden

That's alright then, saves me cookin'.

It's not standard practice here, it's an optional extra.