Bienvenue a Chez lookwhaticando

[lookwhaticando]

Can I take your order?

No, I don't do special orders. The menu is the menu, if you don't like it, go elsewhere.

[Phube]

Spam and onion rings for me please!!

[lookwhaticando]

Spam and onion rings for me please!!

Come get it!

[lildave3]

Just looking at this thread has made me hungry

[lookwhaticando]

Just looking at this thread has made me hungry

Cough up some monies and you can have something off my menu!

[davieG]

I hate food establisments that don't display their prices.

But I'll take a BLT please.

[Phube]

Don't touch the spam.... I think it was off.... ...

Oninons rings were spot on though!!! :thumbsup:

[lildave3]

Cough up some monies and you can have something off my menu!

Ham and Cheese sandwich with a side of Chips then Mr. Lookydoodle.

And pronto!

[lookwhaticando]

I hate food establisments that don't display their prices.

But I'll take a BLT please.

I'm genuine.

Everything is uniformly priced. Entree (read: Sandwich) is just 3 quid and the side dishes are just 1 quid 50p.

Wise choice my friend, I make a killer BLT.

[lookwhaticando]

Don't touch the spam.... I think it was off.... ...

Dread to think what it tastes like when it's "on"

[lookwhaticando]

Ham and Cheese sandwich with a side of Chips then Mr. Lookydoodle.

And pronto!

One cheese sandwich... I've run out of plates, though, I hope this doesn't put you off.

[lildave3]

One cheese sandwich... I've run out of plates, though, I hope this doesn't put you off.

I have a few complaints. Someone took a bite out of it, i found a hair in it and i believe i asked for chips!

[lookwhaticando]

I have a few complaints. Someone took a bite out of it, i found a hair in it and i believe i asked for chips!

Chips are being FedEx'd to your door as we speak.

No comment on the hair though... but for the purposes of legal protection, was it short and curly or long and straight?

[lildave3]

Chips are being FedEx'd to your door as we speak.

No comment on the hair though... but for the purposes of legal protection, was it short and curly or long and straight?

Ah, here they are now. Mmmmm, tasty.

For the purposes of legal protection: Long and curly.

[davieG]

I couldn't wait and made my own - maybe next time.

[lookwhaticando]

Ah, here they are now. Mmmmm, tasty.

For the purposes of legal protection: Long and curly.

Please don't sue.

I couldn't wait and made my own - maybe next time.

Bugger.

That looks mighty good... You're hired.

[Alexikokopops]

Is the Vegetarian Suprise vegan friendly?

[lookwhaticando]

Is the Vegetarian Suprise vegan friendly?

I am the chef. I say it is.

Therefore, Chef says yes.

You'll find it most delightful, would you like one?

[billabob]

Can I take your order?

No, I don't do special orders. The menu is the menu, if you don't like it, go elsewhere.

i like the menu BUT you're missing the worlds unhealthiest sandwhich which i created and my god its good! get a french stick and cook it off, fill it with........ ham.......cheese (grated).......beef burger........bacon........sausage.........more cheese, (different type) and then fianlly some pork chop, place all in oven to melt cheese though and then bam, eat it, i dares ya!

its the best sandwhich in the whole world ever and uneatable in one sitting! so LWICD, get that or your menu!

[lildave3]

don't sue and you can have free meals anytime

I won't sue. Just expect to see alot of me...

[lookwhaticando]

i like the menu BUT you're missing the worlds unhealthiest sandwhich which i created and my god its good! get a french stick and cook it off, fill it with........ ham.......cheese (grated).......beef burger........bacon........sausage.........more cheese, (different type) and then fianlly some pork chop, place all in oven to melt cheese though and then bam, eat it, i dares ya!

its the best sandwhich in the whole world ever and uneatable in one sitting! so LWICD, get that or your menu!

Sounds delightful. You're hired.

Free sandwiches is the main benefit of employment.

[lildave3]

i like the menu BUT you're missing the worlds unhealthiest sandwhich which i created and my god its good! get a french stick and cook it off, fill it with........ ham.......cheese (grated).......beef burger........bacon........sausage.........more cheese, (different type) and then fianlly some pork chop, place all in oven to melt cheese though and then bam, eat it, i dares ya!

its the best sandwhich in the whole world ever and uneatable in one sitting! so LWICD, get that or your menu!

I could do it

[lookwhaticando]

I won't sue. Just expect to see alot of me...

return customer, I approve.

[billabob]

Sounds delightful. You're hired.

Free sandwiches is the main benefit of employment.

awsome

[billabob]

I could do it

that i would pay to see! partly because it would make you sick with all that fat and salt but meh