Extreme Plastic Surgery ~ Channel 5

[Daggers]

Anyone watching this? The bloke who has just had his *ahem* manhood cut about to enhance his performance...

[lookwhaticando]

He did wha?

[Daggers]

I stopped when they showed a picture of a blokes tadger than had been cut in two, split down the middle.

You have got to really hate your penis to do something like that. Either that, or love splashing on both peoples shoes either side of you at public toilets.

[lookwhaticando]

I stopped when they showed a picture of a blokes tadger than had been cut in two, split down the middle.

You have got to really hate your penis to do something like that. Either that, or love splashing on both peoples shoes either side of you at public toilets.

:laugh:

That's just nasty.

What would possess someone to do that?

[cisono]

This programme must be sponsored by plastic surgeons

[Guest]

I want a smaller nose. And a facelift. And can I have some lipo and my teeth straightened?

Thanks.

[Daggers]

I was born perfect

[Guest]

I was born perfect

So what went wrong?

[Janx]

My girth is troublesome for girls... it just puts them off. So Im thinking of a reduction.....

Liposuction on the gut!!

[Guest]

My girth is troublesome for girls... it just puts them off. So Im thinking of a reduction.....

Liposuction on the gut!!

What has brought all this on?

[Daggers]

I can think of better places for girls to put their lips and suck

[The People's Hero]

I can think of better places for girls to put their lips and suck

Fair point... but vacuum cleaners have been invented now.

If you haven't got one though.. you're right, gotta keep the floors clean somehow.

[Daggers]

Fair point... but vacuum cleaners have been invented now.

If you haven't got one though.. you're right, gotta keep the floors clean somehow.

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