A Song For League One

[Fez of Mahrez]

In the town where I was born,

We all proudly wear the kit,

But for each nugget of sweetcorn,

There's a steaming pile of shit,

We go at home, we go away,

We are Leicester, every one,

And in blue we'll always stay,

Be us Koppites or from L1,

We're going down like a shitty football team,

a shitty football team, a shitty football team,

We're going down like a shitty football team,

a shitty football team, a shitty football team,

And our squad, it's not the best,

Andy Johnson can barely play,

We can't be arsed to name the rest,

Cos it would take all f**king day,

But when we're travelling to Crewe,

Tranmere Rovers and Gillingham,

This is just what we all do,

Waste our money on these f**king scum,

We're going down like a shitty football team,

a shitty football team, a shitty football team,

We're going down like a shitty football team,

a shitty football team, a shitty football team,

We've seen it all in years gone by,

The worst players you could wish to see,

We all sighed at Akinbiyi,

Now he's in the Prem with Gillespie,

So we sit and watch the show,

We've paid our wages to go and see,

And when the ball goes to Josh Low,

It makes me wonder why I chose City,

We're going down like a shitty football team,

a shitty football team, a shitty football team,

We're going down like a shitty football team,

a shitty football team, a shitty football team.

[Libertine]

It's ****ing sh*te because I wasn't involved.

[Leicester Lass]

Nicely done Fez, with a big helping hand from me I must say!

[Libertine]

Nicely done Fez, with a big helping hand from me I must say!

Oo er.

[Wils]

Lib,whats going on is Fezz trying to take your bird.

Id sort him out if i were you.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Nicely done Fez, with a big helping hand from me I must say!

Mostly my own work it has to be said, but a hand at vital times is always helpful....

[Libertine]

Lib,whats going on is Fezz trying to take your bird.

Id sort him out if i were you.

You're right. I think I need to plant one right on his kisser. Even if he is bigger and older than me.

[Fez of Mahrez]

You're right. I think I need to plant one right on his kisser. Even if he is bigger and older than me.

It's okay, I was just using her.

For her lyrical genius, y'know.

EDIT: By the way, this isn't me in my avatar and sig...

[Leicester Lass]

It's okay, I was just using her.

For her lyrical genius, y'know.

It wasn't the only thing he used me for Lib!

[Libertine]

It's okay, I was just using her.

For her lyrical genius, y'know.

But as I just to said, it's lacking a spark that I would add to it.

[Wils]

You're right. I think I need to plant one right on his kisser. Even if he is bigger and older than me.

You'd take him Lib.

Hes a softie.

[Leicester Lass]

You'd take him Lib.

Hes a softie.

He wasn't a few minutes ago. :pinch:

[Matt]

When Sheff Wed first started singing it, I thought it just applied to Matty Fryatt, but as the game went on I saw we could use it for the whole team;

"Du Du Du Duh Fookin Useless"

[Libertine]

You'd take him Lib.

Hes a softie.

I can take anyone tbh. I am pretty solid.

[davieG]

It's okay, I was just using her.

For her lyrical genius, y'know.

EDIT: By the way, this isn't me in my avatar and sig...

Of course they aren't there's no Fez invloved.

Good song by the way but you are a pessimistic bugger.

[lcfc_jme]

Moving slightly away from the sexually orientated posting in this thread, congratulations to whoever is behind the song Most impressive

When Sheff Wed first started singing it, I thought it just applied to Matty Fryatt, but as the game went on I saw we could use it for the whole team;

"Du Du Du Duh Fookin Useless"

Derby were singing this at us last week as well, especially when Elvis got the ball

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Libertine, you could take Fezz if you beat him early, but the longer it goes on, the more friends he has

[Fez of Mahrez]

I can take anyone tbh. I am pretty solid.

:laugh:

Bring.

It.

[Libertine]

:laugh:

Bring.

It.

Outside after school?

[Leicester Lass]

Moving slightly away from the sexually orientated posting in this thread, congratulations to whoever is behind the song Most impressive

Derby were singing this at us last week as well, especially when Elvis got the ball

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Libertine, you could take Fezz if you beat him early, but the longer it goes on, the more friends he has

Thanks JME!

[Libertine]

This is sickening. I can't believe there was a big FT convo without the main cog turning.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Half past three behind the bike sheds.

And right after I'm done with Leicester Lass, I'm coming for you Lib.

[Libertine]

[lcfc_jme]

Thanks JME!

T'is no problems, it's a clever piece

I played a part in it aswell.

Didnt i Fezz.

Just because I'm feeling nice today, I'll congratulate you as well Wils: Well done for playing a part in creating a song most impressive and relevant to our football team. I applaud you

[Leicester Lass]

Half past three behind the bike sheds.

And right after I'm done with Leicester Lass, I'm coming for you Lib.

[Libertine]

You just know she's done 'it' behind the bike-sheds really.