DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 5 December 2006 Posted 5 December 2006 A la Fezz, great quotes from a great movie. Eddie: They're armed. Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what? Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit! --- Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup. Nick the Greek: It's what? Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas. Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom. --- Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. --- Plank: Ah! They fooking shot me! Dog: Well, fooking shoot 'em back! John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot! Dog: I don't fooking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot? --- Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. --- Bacon: Within a minute Harry lost his temper and reached for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a fifteen-inch black rubber cock. He then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it; that was seen as a pleasant way to go. --- Bacon: What's that? Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail. Bacon: No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a fooking rainforest. I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint. Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub. Bacon: This is a pub! Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub. --- Dog: What the fook is that? Mickey: It's me bren gun. Dog: Couldn't you have thought of something more practical? --- Barfly Jack: A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now fook off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's fooking it,' says the guy. 'That's fooking what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil.
Janx Posted 5 December 2006 Posted 5 December 2006 Northern Monkeys & Southern Fairies. you mean "fackin norvun mankeees"!
Head Honcho Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 A la Fezz, great quotes from a great movie. Eddie: They're armed. Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what? Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit! --- Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup. Nick the Greek: It's what? Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas. Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom. --- Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. --- Plank: Ah! They fooking shot me! Dog: Well, fooking shoot 'em back! John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot! Dog: I don't fooking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot? --- Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. --- Bacon: Within a minute Harry lost his temper and reached for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a fifteen-inch black rubber cock. He then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it; that was seen as a pleasant way to go. --- Bacon: What's that? Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail. Bacon: No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a fooking rainforest. I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint. Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub. Bacon: This is a pub! Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub. --- Dog: What the fook is that? Mickey: It's me bren gun. Dog: Couldn't you have thought of something more practical? --- Barfly Jack: A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now fook off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's fooking it,' says the guy. 'That's fooking what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil. A few good lines doesn't make a good film though does it? I thought it was crap, full of mockney fvck-wits giving it the big one ............but thats just my opinion
Janx Posted 6 December 2006 Posted 6 December 2006 A few good lines doesn't make a good film though does it? I thought it was crap, full of mockney fvck-wits giving it the big one ............but thats just my opinion OOh you grumpy old thing
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