Lord Nibblington Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 That's the only reason I come up with vivid imagery to describe my actions - to mask the fact they weren't really actions. Yet it had me believing they were! Tis the power of the line I tells ye!
Turtles Head Posted 11 December 2006 Author Posted 11 December 2006 i have just noticed ive lost the memory card cover on my phone godammit!! if anyone happens to have/steal one let me know. its a sony ericsson w810i
Turtles Head Posted 11 December 2006 Author Posted 11 December 2006 im leavin my current workplace soon, does anyone know of any jobs goin to see me through xmas? great timing in leaving my job, i know
Master Fox Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 im leavin my current workplace soon, does anyone know of any jobs goin to see me through xmas? great timing in leaving my job, i know I need someone to do my work for me this week. Are you able to travel?
lookwhaticando Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 Where to? whats the work? You don't wanna know.
Master Fox Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 Where to? whats the work? Bucks, What experience do you have? I'm stuck at home all bloody week
Master Fox Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 My left little toe(nail) is killing me You think that's bad!!!
Turtles Head Posted 11 December 2006 Author Posted 11 December 2006 My left little toe(nail) is killing me ill sort it for a fiver......works work
cisono Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 ill sort it for a fiver......works work what would you do? Break it off?
cisono Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 A large orange provides about 100mg of Calcium
Turtles Head Posted 11 December 2006 Author Posted 11 December 2006 Distract you from the pain, with copious amounts of pleasure
cisono Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 Distract you from the pain, with copious amounts of pleasure Hey that's the best offer I've had all week PS: You are cheap
cisono Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 Distract you from the pain, with copious amounts of pleasure What did you have in mind? A large tub of ice cream?
Turtles Head Posted 11 December 2006 Author Posted 11 December 2006 Not cheap, just giving back to such a generous world Lot to be grateful for. I was only joking anyway. No i wasnt Id never do anything with a stranger. I would Especially not with someone i briefly know on a forum. That ACTUALLY makes it far more likely
Turtles Head Posted 11 December 2006 Author Posted 11 December 2006 What did you have in mind? A large tub of ice cream? Yes. Ice cream. Ice cream + you + a waterbed
Turtles Head Posted 11 December 2006 Author Posted 11 December 2006 After seeing how old you are on your profile i wish to withdraw my offer
cisono Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 Id never do anything with a stranger. I would Glad to hear Especially not with someone i briefly know on a forum. That ACTUALLY makes it far more likely
cisono Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 After seeing how old you are on your profile i wish to withdraw my offer It's ok. I can spell better than most
Turtles Head Posted 11 December 2006 Author Posted 11 December 2006 Maybe we could enter a mixed sex spelling competetion then, instead of my sordid idea
cisono Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 Maybe we could enter a mixed sex spelling competetion then, instead of my sordid idea Oh I thought the spelling competition was going to take place on the water bed (Not my fault about the sordidness of your idea: I just mentioned a sore toe and ... you did the rest yourself )
lookwhaticando Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 People are perverts. Stands to reason. I mean just look at the way it's spelled. PEople... PErverts. Oh, and for further proof, look at the shamelessness of the two perverts posting above. ^^ <_< Merry Christmas, you dirty feckers.
Turtles Head Posted 11 December 2006 Author Posted 11 December 2006 Oh I thought the spelling competition was going to take place on the water bed (Not my fault about the sordidness of your idea: I just mentioned a camel toe and ... ill just lie back, do the rest yourself ) Ok then sounds good to me. Name time and place
lildave3 Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 If you are aiming to fail at something, and you do fail, have you succeeded or failed? 'tis indeed random...
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