Lord Nibblington Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 I have a challenge for everyone! I need to find a picture of a Christmas Scene. It must contain snow, a lovely tree, loads of people and lots of colour. By I need to find it, I mean my Missus has asked me to find it for some work she's doing, and I'm passing the responsibility on. Aren't I grand? Whilst pictures that contain none of the above may be funny, they won't actually be helpful!
Daggers Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 I find Google pretty tricky too, actually. For example, I was trying to find a picture of a donkey licking the edge of a cup. I typed "ass rimming" into the search engine and was deeply shocked and offended about what came up.
Lord Nibblington Posted 10 December 2006 Author Posted 10 December 2006 First one in google Tis a nice picture. However, the stunning lack of people means that she can't use it.
BartonFox Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 I find Google pretty tricky too, actually. For example, I was trying to find a picture of a donkey licking the edge of a cup. I typed "ass rimming" into the search engine and was deeply shocked and offended about what came up. :laugh: You are wasted on here, you should do the half time bit a City, much funnier than twat Birchenall
Lord Nibblington Posted 10 December 2006 Author Posted 10 December 2006 Any good? It's gone on her list of possibles to use. She's trying to find pictures for a lesson she's got to teach. She's making some kids write a description of a Christmas scene. And she's being quite fussy about what's in the picture.
The People's Hero Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 Sounds like Charlotte. Spending endless amounts of time on planning when a 15 minute rush job (at the last moment) would suffice. I suppose it comes down to an inner desire to do the best possible job for yourself and for the kids. I lack that.
Lord Nibblington Posted 10 December 2006 Author Posted 10 December 2006 Sounds like Charlotte. Spending endless amounts of time on planning when a 15 minute rush job (at the last moment) would suffice. I suppose it comes down to an inner desire to do the best possible job for yourself and for the kids. I lack that. I can see that being my biggest failing next year when I try and do the PGCE.
Daggers Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 I can see that being my biggest failing next year when I try and do the PGCE. Don't worry - you can get away with murder in the classroom. Well, you could until they made it illegal and pushed "inclusion" onto schools instead.
The People's Hero Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 I can see that being my biggest failing next year when I try and do the PGCE. I doubt it. In many ways I see it as a strength. Charlotte gets so worried and stressed about it. She cares too much.
Lord Nibblington Posted 10 December 2006 Author Posted 10 December 2006 I doubt it. In many ways I see it as a strength. Charlotte gets so worried and stressed about it. She cares too much. Laura's the same. She gets amazingly worried and stressed about getting her work done. I'm trying to teach her that it's ok to do a half arsed job, but she doesn't seem to be getting it!
The People's Hero Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 I actually did two lesson plans for Charlotte by rephrasing what some book said. She had to admit that they were spot on. Then she took around 4 hours doing exactly the same thing, just neater but mis-spelt.
Lord Nibblington Posted 10 December 2006 Author Posted 10 December 2006 I actually did two lesson plans for Charlotte by rephrasing what some book said. She had to admit that they were spot on. Then she took around 4 hours doing exactly the same thing, just neater but mis-spelt. I've helped Laura plan a number of lesson by simply telling her what I did in my GCSE English lesson. And also what the kids at my school are doing at the moment. Nothing like ripping off someone elses ideas!
Brummie-FOX Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 http://www.erikhenne.com/images/Leavenwort...nter%20snow.jpg
Lord Nibblington Posted 10 December 2006 Author Posted 10 December 2006 http://www.erikhenne.com/images/Leavenwort...nter%20snow.jpg Marvellous! Apparantly that's perfect. Cheers!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 Eriks Info Base want it back by 9pm though.
Lord Nibblington Posted 10 December 2006 Author Posted 10 December 2006 Eriks Info Base want it back by 9pm though. Well, if they want it, they can argue with her for it. All I'd say is good luck.
Brummie-FOX Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 Marvellous! Apparantly that's perfect. Cheers! I just hope you haven't noticed the writing in the middle..
Lord Nibblington Posted 10 December 2006 Author Posted 10 December 2006 I just hope you haven't noticed the writing in the middle.. I did. But she doesn't care, and I'm now in the good books for finding the perfect picture. Oh yeah!
The People's Hero Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 You're on the fast train to getting laid tonight mate!
Guest Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 Spending endless amounts of time on planning when a 15 minute rush job (at the last moment) would suffice. My latest essay is turning into one of those.
Lord Nibblington Posted 10 December 2006 Author Posted 10 December 2006 My latest essay is turning into one of those. It's the only way to do things!
Guest Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 It's the only way to do things! But I need a first. A 2:1 will not suffice. But it's such a boring title, and only 1,000 words. I have cut my paltry effort in to 1,600 words of quotes, but I don't think it will pass the plagiarism software.
Lord Nibblington Posted 10 December 2006 Author Posted 10 December 2006 But I need a first. A 2:1 will not suffice. But it's such a boring title, and only 1,000 words. I have cut my paltry effort in to 1,600 words of quotes, but I don't think it will pass the plagiarism software. 2:1's are the way forward. However 1000 words does seem ridiculously small.
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