Unlikely sentences

[Fez of Mahrez]

Just talking about wrapping presents and my mum said;

"Your grandad was the best rapper I've ever seen".

Obviously she meant with a W but I couldn't help hearing it without.

[Janx]

Just talking about wrapping presents and my mum said;

"Your grandad was the best rapper I've ever seen".

Obviously she meant with a W but I couldn't help hearing it without.

Oh yeah what blimey didnt you know???

G to the R to the AMPAFEZZLAH!!

[The People's Hero]

I wrapped 2 presents last night for my woman.

They look shite.

[bold_fox]

I was in town last night trying to buy pressie's for Mrs Bold_Fox.

I'm absolutly useless.

[The People's Hero]

TPH's Squeeze has:

2 sexy tops she won't like.

3 books on teaching she won't read.

1 Best of Blackstreet cd she would listen to but has probably already bought on iTunes.

I'll just get her a load of stuff in the States.

[Manwell Pablo]

TPH's Squeeze has:

2 sexy tops she won't like.

3 books on teaching she won't read.

1 Best of Blackstreet cd she would listen to but has probably already bought on iTunes.

I'll just get her a load of stuff in the States.

Jewellery man, you can't go wrong with jewellery (well, you can, but it's much easier than buying cloths).

Failing that a Pepper Red Fiesta is would brighten anyones christmas

[Janx]

Jewellery man, you can't go wrong with jewellery (well, you can, but it's much easier than buying cloths).

Failing that a Pepper Red Fiesta is would brighten anyones christmas

YOu mean like Dusters, Tea towels and J cloths???

[Manwell Pablo]

YOu mean like Dusters, Tea towels and J cloths???

I was actually referring to a dish cloth.

And one should check their posts for typos before criticizing others