Wils Posted 5 May 2007 Posted 5 May 2007 Anyway. Back to ways of sorting your mrs out Unit. Put curry powder up her nose while she is asleep.
Floating Fox Posted 5 May 2007 Posted 5 May 2007 Well they're not wrong. But James Blunt has has nothing on Enrique Iglasias. And that is a fact baby Unit...tell her she has a tash (Becasue she really does!)
Floating Fox Posted 5 May 2007 Posted 5 May 2007 Actually...tell her you love her, randomly. Always works.
Leicfox Posted 5 May 2007 Posted 5 May 2007 The funny thing is, that's nearly accurate - except it was the one before last and she bought herself the James Blunt album and insisted on playing it at every opportunity. Thats worst than Unit getting socked by his man-beating women, i feel for you.
Wils Posted 5 May 2007 Posted 5 May 2007 I wonder who hes laughing at? Either Unit for being beaten up by his girlfreind,Units girlfreind because Unit is going to piss in her bed or you?
Simi Posted 6 May 2007 Posted 6 May 2007 Anyway. Back to ways of sorting your mrs out Unit. Put curry powder up her nose while she is asleep. Speeking from experience no doubt. I always find toothpaste can come in handy.
Wils Posted 6 May 2007 Posted 6 May 2007 Speeking from experience no doubt. I always find toothpaste can come in handy. No but its a good tactic to have just in case. Toothpaste up the nose could be painful too.
Trumpet Posted 6 May 2007 Posted 6 May 2007 Last night me and the Mrs had a few drinks and decided a good arguement was in order, all was fine and dandy when I decided to go to sleep, I think i'd been asleep for about 10 minutes when I felt 3 hard punches to my nose/face. Bloody hurt, that.I considered sacking her from her job as girlfriend but reckon I might come in for some kind of legal action based around unfair dismissal. Oh well, thought i'd let you know i'm going out with Wise Serious? Your missus requires a swift backhand and to be shown to the door, immediately! And take your pants back off her as she walks out....
Geo V Posted 6 May 2007 Posted 6 May 2007 Last night me and the Mrs had a few drinks and decided a good arguement was in order, all was fine and dandy when I decided to go to sleep, I think i'd been asleep for about 10 minutes when I felt 3 hard punches to my nose/face. Bloody hurt, that.I considered sacking her from her job as girlfriend but reckon I might come in for some kind of legal action based around unfair dismissal. Oh well, thought i'd let you know i'm going out with Wise You have landed on your feet with that one mate!!
Blue Bob Posted 6 May 2007 Posted 6 May 2007 Getting even is the only way, substitute the KY jelly for deep heat. No more messing!!!
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