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My girlfriend, the next Dennis Wise?

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Last night me and the Mrs had a few drinks and decided a good arguement was in order, all was fine and dandy when I decided to go to sleep, I think i'd been asleep for about 10 minutes when I felt 3 hard punches to my nose/face. Bloody hurt, that.

I considered sacking her from her job as girlfriend but reckon I might come in for some kind of legal action based around unfair dismissal.

Oh well, thought i'd let you know i'm going out with Wise :(

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Last night me and the Mrs had a few drinks and decided a good arguement was in order, all was fine and dandy when I decided to go to sleep, I think i'd been asleep for about 10 minutes when I felt 3 hard punches to my nose/face. Bloody hurt, that.

I considered sacking her from her job as girlfriend but reckon I might come in for some kind of legal action based around unfair dismissal.

Oh well, thought i'd let you know i'm going out with Wise :(

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there's nothing worse than a women left to stew on an argument! :unsure:

Exactly.

Women generally insist on settling an argument before going to sleep.

Strange that... :whistle:

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Exactly.

Women generally insist on settling an argument before going to sleep.

Strange that... :whistle:

settling an argument with a woman, generally means agreeing with her, sleeping on an issue often helps the resolution process. :whistle:

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settling an argument with a woman, generally means agreeing with her, sleeping on an issue often helps the resolution process. :whistle:

Or alternatively it may mean your woman punching you.

I know I have felt like doing that in this situation...

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I'd sack her mate because unless you are going to sleep with one eye open for the rest of the relationship, NEXT time she might just stab you........doesn't bear thinking about does it, trade her in ! :eek:

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I'd sack her mate because unless you are going to sleep with one eye open for the rest of the relationship, NEXT time she might just stab you........doesn't bear thinking about does it, trade her in ! :eek:

agreed

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Wait until she falls asleep and pinch her really hard and see how she likes it.

Or just roll over a bit too much and knock her flying. Then roll back over without checking on her, taking all the cover with you, and fall asleep. That'd really tickle her fish.

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Wait until she falls asleep and pinch her really hard and see how she likes it.
Or just roll over a bit too much and knock her flying. Then roll back over without checking on her, taking all the cover with you, and fall asleep. That'd really tickle her fish.

Girls love that stuff. You should sneak up behind her, grab her ankles and throw her over a wall. Men who show affection are weak. Girls prefer spontanaiety.

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Run up behind her with a battery powered shaver and shave a whole load of her hair off. Sure fire winner that.

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I like it. :thumbup:

Buying her one of the world's worst band's albums surely has to do the trick?

Mine still hasn't forgiven me. Well, I assume she hasn't yet. I haven't been down to the cellar for a few weeks now.

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Mine still hasn't forgiven me. Well, I assume she hasn't yet. I haven't been down to the cellar for a few weeks now.

You have a girlfriend. :o , oh a rubber doll in your cellar. :D

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He had one until he brought her the Keane album.

lol The funny thing is, that's nearly accurate - except it was the one before last and she bought herself the James Blunt album and insisted on playing it at every opportunity. :|

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lol The funny thing is, that's nearly accurate - except it was the one before last and she bought herself the James Blunt album and insisted on playing it at every opportunity. :|

James Blunt, great album - One of mine & wils' favourites as well.

:whistle:

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James Blunt, great album - One of mine & wils' favourites as well.

:whistle:

Eh. Speak for yourself. I started to like "Your Beautiful" because so many people used to sing it to me.

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Eh. Speak for yourself. I started to like "Your Beautiful" because so many people used to sing it to me.

Well they're not wrong. But James Blunt has has nothing on Enrique Iglasias.

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