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Uncle Monty

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Tattoo yourself everytime you do something so you can look at your artwork and see what you actually did. I may write a daft film with this idea and get some ex-neighbours actor to play the lead.

Would I be right in thinking i'd get some money out of it?

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I didn't actually post that.

I just thought I did, then realised a couple of minutes later (now) that I imagined it.

Hmm, sure you did. :ermm::P

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Hmm, sure you did. :ermm::P

How's life without school ?

Had many dreams yourself about the day you get to return to the place of work ? :unsure:

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Would I be right in thinking i'd get some money out of it?

My idea my money lol

BTW, my favourite Frasier actor was that dog who I think was called Eddie. (Just to get the thread back on track before someone starts getting into a huff) :frusty:

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How's life without school ?

Had many dreams yourself about the day you get to return to the place of work ? :unsure:

AOWW, you need any teaching assistants? By which I mean: do you want someone to do all your fetching and carrying and tea making, and then try and answer the pupils question but can't and have to go and fetch the real teacher.

Well? Up for it?

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My idea my money lol

BTW, my favourite Frasier actor was that dog who I think was called Eddie. (Just to get the thread back on track before someone starts getting into a huff) :frusty:

Maybe you should post that in the Frasier thread?

This is about dreams my friend. :)lol

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How's life without school ?

Had many dreams yourself about the day you get to return to the place of work ? :unsure:

Some of us are still in school :o:rolleyes:

Only 2 more days to go though. :D

Oh, and my dreams are about far more interesting stuff than school! :ph34r:

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Some of us are still in school :o:rolleyes:

Only 2 more days to go though. :D

Oh, and my dreams are about far more interesting stuff than school! :ph34r:

Sadly, school trips don't count either :P.

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Sadly, school trips don't count either :P.

Aw, piss on my bonfire, why don't you? :frusty::whistle:

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Aw, piss on my bonfire, why don't you? :frusty::whistle:

You teachers have pissed on many of my bonfires, I feel it's only right to return the favour. :)

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Oiiiii! Answer my proposal. :angry:

Isn't the coldness and lack of reponse enough to answer your query. :dunno:

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It's what all teachers do. Ignore me. :angry:

No idea why :rolleyes::whistle:

You not being there doesn't count as them ignoring you. :whistle:

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AOWW, you need any teaching assistants? By which I mean: do you want someone to do all your fetching and carrying and tea making, and then try and answer the pupils question but can't and have to go and fetch the real teacher.

Well? Up for it?

Absolutely! My very own slave... lovely! :thumbup:

Tis coffee not tea though and, assuming you perfect that, the job's pretty much yours. :worship:

Fetching and carrying could come in useful and, on the odd occasion that I actually have to teach something, keeping an eye on FT and filling me in on what's going on would be great too! :)

Can you start tomorrow morning? It's gonna be a stressful one:

1) walk kids to cinema (trying not to let any of the nice and/or bright ones get run over - not too fussed about the others, tbh)

2) watch film (choice of Shrek or Fantastic Four)

3) nick popcorn from most of the kids and/or blackmail them into buying you an ice cream

4) chaperone back to school.

5) play footie on the school field.

Yes / No ? :dunno:

Oiiiii! Answer my proposal. :angry:

Calm, dear, calm! :mellow:

You teachers have pissed on many of my bonfires, I feel it's only right to return the favour. :)
Yeah, fair enough... I can't deny it! :cool:
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Absolutely! My very own slave... lovely! :thumbup:

Tis coffee not tea though and, assuming you perfect that, the job's pretty much yours. :worship:

Fetching and carrying could come in useful and, on the odd occasion that I actually have to teach something, keeping an eye on FT and filling me in on what's going on would be great too! :)

Can you start tomorrow morning? It's gonna be a stressful one:

1) walk kids to cinema (trying not to let any of the nice and/or bright ones get run over - not too fussed about the others, tbh)

2) watch film (choice of Shrek or Fantastic Four)

3) nick popcorn from most of the kids and/or blackmail them into buying you an ice cream

4) chaperone back to school.

5) play footie on the school field.

If you change the writing on the board, it's almost uncanny.

garrison_Death_Camp_400.jpg

Posted
Absolutely! My very own slave... lovely! :thumbup:

Tis coffee not tea though and, assuming you perfect that, the job's pretty much yours. :worship:

Fetching and carrying could come in useful and, on the odd occasion that I actually have to teach something, keeping an eye on FT and filling me in on what's going on would be great too! :)

Can you start tomorrow morning? It's gonna be a stressful one:

1) walk kids to cinema (trying not to let any of the nice and/or bright ones get run over - not too fussed about the others, tbh)

2) watch film (choice of Shrek or Fantastic Four)

3) nick popcorn from most of the kids and/or blackmail them into buying you an ice cream

4) chaperone back to school.

5) play footie on the school field.

Yes / No ? :dunno:

I get the sense you're not being serious.

:angry:

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If you change the writing on the board, it's almost uncanny.

garrison_Death_Camp_400.jpg

Green's not my colour. :(

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I get the sense you're not being serious.

:angry:

Nope that was serious... but only if you stop getting all angry on me. I can't stand stroppy little brats! :whistle:

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Nope that was serious... but only if you stop getting all angry on me. I can't stand stroppy little brats! :whistle:

And you claim to of never met him. :o

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Switch roles, I'm sure LD3 wouldn't mind that. :unsure::whistle:

Isn't LD3's leather outfit just a little bit, erm, kinkeh for a teacher though? :ermm::dunno:

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