Geo V Posted 6 October 2007 Posted 6 October 2007 :laugh: I Zingari will wake up PM`ing with abuse now . If he does, I`ll start calling him the Zinger.
Zingari Posted 6 October 2007 Posted 6 October 2007 I Zingari will wake up PM`ing with abuse now . If he does, I`ll start calling him the Zinger. how very very dare you ! !! you'll will indeed be hearing from my briefs ( i had a hot curry last night and there is a lot of noise coming from my briefs ) kind regards Zinger69 furthermore , i intend to refute scurrilous rumours in today's gutter press that it was me dressed as AOWW during this unfortunate episode ; i do not own either a mortar board , cane or a gown and and my french is appalling so i would not be in a position to give french lessons .
Geo V Posted 6 October 2007 Posted 6 October 2007 how very very dare you ! !! you'll will indeed be hearing from my briefs ( i had a hot curry last night and there is a lot of noise coming from my briefs ) kind regards Zinger69 furthermore , i intend to refute scurrilous rumours in today's gutter press that it was me dressed as AOWW during this unfortunate episode ; i do not own either a mortar board , cane or a gown and and my french is appalling so i would not be in a position to give french lessons .
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 6 October 2007 Posted 6 October 2007 We were partying that hard we broke the axels
Geo V Posted 6 October 2007 Posted 6 October 2007 We were partying that hard we broke the axels Axel Foley? The bus is jumping at the moment after that morale boosting win. Not that us feckwits need a reason to be happy and to party but I think we may have attracted a few more stragglers to the bus and may have to take it from a double decker to a triple. Now all I need to do is get the old man back from Cyprus to complete the conversion as he`ll do it cheap if I promise him one of the lasses for 5 minutes.
AoWW Posted 6 October 2007 Posted 6 October 2007 After being contacted by AOWW`s lawyers, I have this statement to say...<blah, blah, blah...> 's ok, I'll let you off. Threatening other FTers with legal action really isn't my style . I'll seek revenge in far more entertaining and 'grown-up' ways. (Prawns in the pillowcase; clingfilm across the loo; button removal from all shirts; distributor cap removal from, erm, distributor-thingy; cancellation of all gambling accounts, etc, etc, etc!!!) Sleep soundly on the bus tonight won't you, love?!
Geo V Posted 6 October 2007 Posted 6 October 2007 's ok, I'll let you off. Threatening other FTers with legal action really isn't my style . I'll seek revenge in far more entertaining and 'grown-up' ways. (Prawns in the pillowcase; clingfilm across the loo; button removal from all shirts; distributor cap removal from, erm, distributor-thingy; cancellation of all gambling accounts, etc, etc, etc!!!) Sleep soundly on the bus tonight won't you, love?! Now that was a low blow. Taking away my gambling will only force me back into retail management and 60 hour weeks, dealing with customers who have had their £3000 sofa`s delivered and cant get the thing through the door so its my fault for not knowing the ins and out of their homes. That really was a terribly low blow and I am thinking of taking legal action. Actually after the bit about sleeping soundly, I have decided to sleep with one eye open
AoWW Posted 7 October 2007 Posted 7 October 2007 Now that was a low blow. Taking away my gambling will only force me back into retail management and 60 hour weeks, dealing with customers who have had their £3000 sofa`s delivered and cant get the thing through the door so its my fault for not knowing the ins and out of their homes. That really was a terribly low blow and I am thinking of taking legal action.Actually after the bit about sleeping soundly, I have decided to sleep with one eye open You do that. I can, however, be VERY stealthy! And distraction techniques work a treat!
demon_dog Posted 7 October 2007 Posted 7 October 2007 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooh. Sorry dozed off. Suddenly heard people on the bus shouting for Joy. Why was that, or who is she? Have I been dreaming or do I have to face the truth? Carry on, carry on, nothing really matters, anyone can see, nothing really matters to me. To late our time has come, sent shivers down our spine, Meggers boys have put the ball across the line, Goodbye everbody I got to go, where's the Loo upon this bus, tell me quick or I'll make a fuss, Carry on, Carry on.............................
Geo V Posted 7 October 2007 Posted 7 October 2007 You do that. I can, however, be VERY stealthy! And distraction techniques work a treat!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 October 2007 Posted 9 October 2007 NOW WHO THE HELL IS DRIVING THIS BUS?!!!!!!!!!! Cos i found it on the second page shame on u guys Oh how could i stay mad at all you guys.........oh It makes me wont to dance to some funky tunes and sing words to songs i don't know The reason for my happy mood is because i found out only the good things in life really matter
Zingari Posted 9 October 2007 Posted 9 October 2007 NOW WHO THE HELL IS DRIVING THIS BUS?!!!!!!!!!!Cos i found it on the second page shame on u guys :angry: Oh how could i stay mad at all you guys.........oh It makes me wont to dance to some funky tunes and sing words to songs i don't know The reason for my happy mood is because i found out only the good things in life really matter AOWW took over the hot seat on about page 13 and has done a wonderful job; ( for a girl that is ) the bus hasn't stopped rockin' an' rollin' since then
AoWW Posted 9 October 2007 Posted 9 October 2007 AOWW took over the hot seat on about page 13 and has done a wonderful job; ( for a girl that is ) the bus hasn't stopped rockin' an' rollin' since then That picture bears an uncanny resemblance. Tis all far too sparkly for a miserable cow like me though. Roo - the bus is still well and truly on the move - but where the hell have you been? We keep having to stop and wait for you to put in an appearance. Ever since you were seen sidling off with Geri it would seem! Haven't you worn the poor girl out yet? Tsk!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 October 2007 Posted 9 October 2007 Roo - the bus is still well and truly on the move - but where the hell have you been? We keep having to stop and wait for you to put in an appearance. Ever since you were seen sidling off with Geri it would seem! Haven't you worn the poor girl out yet? Tsk! Is that u pun on those aussie ads The Roo has stamina you should remember I'm here Geri couldn't keep up so passed her over to someone else i'm working my way thru megsons nieces but i do come up for air occasionally Ive never left the bus a/ becauce im to lazy and b/ umm............ can i get back to you
Geo V Posted 9 October 2007 Posted 9 October 2007 Actually, I have news that Kaebi`s aunt wants a go at driving the bus although Im not convinced she is filthy enough to take part? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q4YnOmh6g8
demon_dog Posted 9 October 2007 Posted 9 October 2007 We're not gonna go round in circles for the next fortnight are we? Where can we ask the driver to take the bus? How about a tour of Leicestershire pubs. We can rally people to our cause. Pull a few barmaids. Stock up on booze, 'cos the luggage locker is nearly empty. Or maybe a booze cruise over the water.
BigGibbo Posted 9 October 2007 Posted 9 October 2007 We're not gonna go round in circles for the next fortnight are we?Where can we ask the driver to take the bus? How about a tour of Leicestershire pubs. We can rally people to our cause. Pull a few barmaids. Stock up on booze, 'cos the luggage locker is nearly empty. Or maybe a booze cruise over the water. Its not a transformer bus Lets find the nearest cash & carry & stock up on lager & vino & maybe a few snacks
Geo V Posted 9 October 2007 Posted 9 October 2007 Ive just had the go ahead for the improvement to the bus and lets be honest, it needed a clean up after we picked up them Sheffield lasses the other day as they werent the most hygienic women god ever created. I hope you all enjoy the improvements..
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 October 2007 Posted 9 October 2007 I love the new improvements it looks at lot more comftable i was starting to get haemaroids on those old school bus seats
Geo V Posted 9 October 2007 Posted 9 October 2007 I love the new improvements it looks at lot more comftable i was starting to get haemaroids on those old school bus seats Roids for the Rooooooo???! I have decided that all women on the bus must wear their clothes just like this one
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 9 October 2007 Posted 9 October 2007 Roids for the Rooooooo???!I have decided that all women on the bus must wear their clothes just like this one I'm on the bus.
AoWW Posted 9 October 2007 Posted 9 October 2007 Roids for the Rooooooo???!I have decided that all women on the bus must wear their clothes just like this one best you sort the fooking heating out then.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 October 2007 Posted 9 October 2007 best you sort the fooking heating out then. Yeah ya right it does look a bit nippy in there
Geo V Posted 9 October 2007 Posted 9 October 2007 best you sort the fooking heating out then. BTW Dan.
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