The Forgotten Spleen-less folk of Austria.

[The People's Hero]

Let us not forget those who gave their own spleens as an offering to their 'god' in an effort, according to their bizarre (if I can label it so) belief system, to avert disaster and armageddon.

I've penned and recorded a charity single, all proceeds to go to the Austrian Spleenlackers.

It's to the tune of Jolene, by Dolly Parton.

No Spleen, No Spleen, No Spleen .. NO SPLEEEEEN!

that's all I've got in the way of lyrics.

[Kent Fox]

Is it Friday?

No - only Wednesday. Bugger, I mean Tuesday.

So why, Sir TPH are you starting Friday type threads today?

You're throwing my week all out of sync.

[Kent Fox]

No spleen, no spleen etc...

Creating lymphocytes to kill old cells.

That is the 2nd line from the judges in Croatia.

Nil point.

[The People's Hero]

Unappreciated.

[Kent Fox]

Unappreciated.

Oh, come on!

It was a good 2nd line.

I could do a 3rd as well if you like.

Or we could start one of those add-a-line threads with it.

[The People's Hero]

I don't think this thread is going to take off any time soon.

[Zingari]

I don't think this thread is going to take off any time soon.

it was quite a spleendid idea too

[Manwell Pablo]

I don't think this thread is going to take off any time soon.

Yes it will, it will take off on Friday.

I predict a Messi Branco Strupar mix of spleens and maybe even the odd apendix coming this day of Fri.

But posting this kind on nonsense, on a Tuesday no less, not acceptable.

good day.

[The People's Hero]

Yes it will, it will take off on Friday.

I predict a Messi Branco Strupar mix of spleens and maybe even the odd apendix coming this day of Fri.

But posting this kind on nonsense, on a Tuesday no less, not acceptable.

good day.

You forgot Blanco.

He's on his way over to vent his spleen at you.