WetFlannel Posted 26 September 2007 Posted 26 September 2007 do they serve any purpose in life? they dont look 'cute', they have no distinguishing feature, they have a stupid name (would life be worth living being named after a cucumber?) they dont have the capability to rip your head off. all they have is silly white things that they probaly get mocked for by the other underwater bullies...
Zingari Posted 29 September 2007 Posted 29 September 2007 do they serve any purpose in life? they dont look 'cute', they have no distinguishing feature, they have a stupid name (would life be worth living being named after a cucumber?) they dont have the capability to rip your head off.all they have is silly white things that they probaly get mocked for by the other underwater bullies... the only thing more pointless than sea cucumbers is threads about sea cucumbers just joking there must be lots of interesting things about them so i'll start 1, a sea cucumber is not in fact related to its green house dwelling namesake and should not be sliced thinly and put on sandwiches ( either with crusts cut off or not) 2, a sea cucumber cannot be used as a sex toy, as they wriggle...............i'm not sure why but they can't 3, cumberland is an ancient county of north england , not famous for sea cucumbers i'm sure there is lots more
WetFlannel Posted 30 September 2007 Author Posted 30 September 2007 the only thing more pointless than sea cucumbers is threads about sea cucumbers just joking there must be lots of interesting things about them so i'll start 1, a sea cucumber is not in fact related to its green house dwelling namesake and should not be sliced thinly and put on sandwiches ( either with crusts cut off or not) 2, a sea cucumber cannot be used as a sex toy, as they wriggle...............i'm not sure why but they can't 3, cumberland is an ancient county of north england , not famous for sea cucumbers i'm sure there is lots more i get pleasure from making pointless threads...
Zingari Posted 30 September 2007 Posted 30 September 2007 i get pleasure from making pointless threads... its surely the way forward Sea Cucumbers actually expel and jetison their stomaches and guts if attacked. usually the attacker becomes distracted by this and eat the guts, and the sea cucumber gets away. it takes them a few days to grow a new stomach i might try this if i'm being mugged and if it proves to be effective then it will show we can all learn from nature ( even sea cucumbers )
Jay Posted 30 September 2007 Posted 30 September 2007 its surely the way forward Sea Cucumbers actually expel and jetison their stomaches and guts if attacked. usually the attacker becomes distracted by this and eat the guts, and the sea cucumber gets away. it takes them a few days to grow a new stomach i might try this if i'm being mugged and if it proves to be effective then it will show we can all learn from nature ( even sea cucumbers )
Daggers Posted 30 September 2007 Posted 30 September 2007 do they serve any purpose in life? they dont look 'cute', they have no distinguishing feature, they have a stupid name (would life be worth living being named after a cucumber?) they dont have the capability to rip your head off.all they have is silly white things that they probaly get mocked for by the other underwater bullies... I wonder if they threaten the mockers with under-water legal action?
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