WetFlannel Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 another pointless topic on another pointless subject but stay with me here... they must waste a combined average of 2 minutes of your day changing them, these 2 minutes added together can play a pivotal role in organizing your bed.Think of the organiziation your bedroom could undergo, or amplify the aesthetics of the colourscheme etc.. Additionally, they are a safety hazard as small children may get tangled in them and struggle to get out - this can be furthed with small animals such as ferretts and baby foxes. Youve been warned! They have no purpose, theyre there to hold us back. To conclude this, i leave you with the question: Why do pillowcases exist?
Micky Ruddle Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 another pointless topic on another pointless subject
Geo V Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 They exist mainly for holidays abroad when you pull an old stinker and demand to go doggy style and stuff her face in the pillow case so you don't have to look at her face.
The Reverend Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 They exist mainly for holidays abroad when you pull an old stinker and demand to go doggy style and stuff her face in the pillow case so you don't have to look at her face. Rightly so too. Long live the pillow case!
WetFlannel Posted 3 October 2007 Author Posted 3 October 2007 They exist mainly for holidays abroad when you pull an old stinker and demand to go doggy style and stuff her face in the pillow case so you don't have to look at her face. youve just destroyed a splendid topic with a monstorous post... lets hope the infants have gone to bed before their ears are throttled into submission
Geo V Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 youve just destroyed a splendid topic with a monstorous post... lets hope the infants have gone to bed before their ears are throttled into submission Its past the watershed and they should all be in bed. Please delete by 6am Mods
AoWW Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 youve just destroyed a splendid topic with a monstorous post... lets hope the infants have gone to bed before their ears are throttled into submission How the fook do you throttle an ear? :eek: :laugh:
Finnegan Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 How the fook do you throttle an ear? :eek: :laugh: Come here and I'll show you.
AoWW Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 Come here and I'll show you. Propositioned by Finners - that's something I never thought would happen!
Finnegan Posted 4 October 2007 Posted 4 October 2007 It just so happens I'm a dab hand at ear throttling and a nifty teacher.
lookwhaticando Posted 4 October 2007 Posted 4 October 2007 They exist mainly for holidays abroad when you pull an old stinker and demand to go doggy style and stuff her face in the pillow case so you don't have to look at her face. If you're doing doggy, you wouldn't see her face anyway, would you? Surely... Unless you were going at it in front of a mirror. You're close, though. The pillowcase was invented by the Travelodge chain of hotels after guests complained about crusty pillows.
Kent Fox Posted 4 October 2007 Posted 4 October 2007 another pointless topic on another pointless subject but stay with me here...they must waste a combined average of 2 minutes of your day changing them, these 2 minutes added together can play a pivotal role in organizing your bed.Think of the organiziation your bedroom could undergo, or amplify the aesthetics of the colourscheme etc.. Additionally, they are a safety hazard as small children may get tangled in them and struggle to get out - this can be furthed with small animals such as ferretts and baby foxes. Youve been warned! They have no purpose, theyre there to hold us back. To conclude this, i leave you with the question: Why do pillowcases exist? Oh. My. God. You change your pillowcases EVERY day?? Once a week is more than enough. You must have horrible greasy hair or something. As for small children getting tangled - do you have small children or really big pillows? By the time the little buggers can move they are way too big to get tangled in a pillowcase.. Ferrets? Baby Foxes? In your house? No wonder you have to change them daily. If you're doing doggy, you wouldn't see her face anyway, would you? Surely...Unless you were going at it in front of a mirror. You're close, though. The pillowcase was invented by the Travelodge chain of hotels after guests complained about crusty pillows. I have just been for an interview with Travelodge. I didn't know that! I will turn them down now if I get it.. IF! Did you know they now supply you with a "Cudillow". It's a really big pillow. To cuddle. So that's the crustiness on the normal pillow sorted Urgh!
Geo V Posted 4 October 2007 Posted 4 October 2007 If you're doing doggy, you wouldn't see her face anyway, would you? Surely...Unless you were going at it in front of a mirror. You're close, though. The pillowcase was invented by the Travelodge chain of hotels after guests complained about crusty pillows. Some old stinkers have a terrible habit of turning around to give some kind of feedback and in some cases, their heads are kind of titled to the side. Now as men we need no excuses to lose wood so her turning around or us getting a glimpse of the side of the face is just not necessary. You don't need pillowcases for decent looking lasses though as a glmipse of the face is almost necessary now and again.
Zingari Posted 4 October 2007 Posted 4 October 2007 another pointless topic on another pointless subject but stay with me here...they must waste a combined average of 2 minutes of your day changing them, these 2 minutes added together can play a pivotal role in organizing your bed.Think of the organiziation your bedroom could undergo, or amplify the aesthetics of the colourscheme etc.. Additionally, they are a safety hazard as small children may get tangled in them and struggle to get out - this can be furthed with small animals such as ferretts and baby foxes. Youve been warned! They have no purpose, theyre there to hold us back. To conclude this, i leave you with the question: Why do pillowcases exist? could you check your pillowcases please , as lildave seems to be lost , btw he answers to ben
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