Ash Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 Roma coach Del Neri is having a chat with Roberto Mancini... Del Neri: Roberto how is it that your squad are practically unbeatable this season? Mancini: I have surrounded myself with intelligent players. Del Neri: How do you know that they are intelligent? Mancini: I pose them a single question..watch Mancini calls Javier Zanetti and puts it on loudspeaker. Mancini: Javier, it's Mancio. If your father has a child and your mother has a child but the child is neither your sister or your brother, then who is it?? Zanetti: Easy, it's me Mancini: Perfect, see you in training. Del Neri: Excellent question, good way of testing intelligence. A few days later, Del Neri is with the Roma squad and he calls Totti over. Del Neri: Francesco, I have a quick question. If your father has a child and your mother has a child but the child is neither your sister or your brother, then who is it?? Totti concentrates hard.... Totti: so it's not my brother or sister...is it okay if I have 10mins? Del Neri: no probs Totti goes over to his teammates and asks them, Cassano, Montella, Pellizzoli and co have no idea. So Totti goes to the nearest shop and asks Nino the shop owner. Nino: Francesco you are an idiot. The answer is me! Totti rushes back to Del Neri.. Totti: I have the answer Del Neri: Good, tell me Totti: It's Nino the shop owner Del Neri: You really are an idiot!! It's Javier Zanetti!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Like it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anish Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 Heard it before but with Alex Ferguson and David Beckham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 Same here Anish, and leave Totti alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shen Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 Same here Anish, and leave Totti alone. 79460[/snapback] You mean Snotti, Lisa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 Behave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shen Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 Behave! 79480[/snapback] Yes tell that to Mr Snotti! I have lost all respect for that man ever since he imitated a llama! A disgrace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 He needs taking in hand, that's all, and given a good sorting out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 He needs taking in hand, that's all, and given a good sorting out. 79484[/snapback] And young Lisa is the right (wo)man for the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shen Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 I'm sure his bird takes him in her hand... and theres no way to sort an Italian multimillionaire prima donna out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 I'm sure his bird takes him in her hand... and theres no way to sort an Italian multimillionaire prima donna out. 79488[/snapback] Have you ever met Lisa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 I'm sure his bird takes him in her hand... and theres no way to sort an Italian multimillionaire prima donna out. 79488[/snapback] Have you ever met Lisa? 79491[/snapback] What are you trying to say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shen Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 I'm sure his bird takes him in her hand... and theres no way to sort an Italian multimillionaire prima donna out. 79488[/snapback] Have you ever met Lisa? 79491[/snapback] Unfortunately not... I'm sure however, that if he'd accidentally spray some saliva on Lisa's face, she'd ensure that he never ever does so again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 I'm sure his bird takes him in her hand... and theres no way to sort an Italian multimillionaire prima donna out. 79488[/snapback] Have you ever met Lisa? 79491[/snapback] Unfortunately not... I'm sure however, that if he'd accidentally spray some saliva on Lisa's face, she'd ensure that he never ever does so again! 79495[/snapback] Got it in one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 I'm sure his bird takes him in her hand... and theres no way to sort an Italian multimillionaire prima donna out. 79488[/snapback] Have you ever met Lisa? 79491[/snapback] Unfortunately not... I'm sure however, that if he'd accidentally spray some saliva on Lisa's face, she'd ensure that he never ever does so again! 79495[/snapback] Got it in one! 79499[/snapback] Too bloody right! Five minutes with me, and he'll never misbehave again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 I'm sure his bird takes him in her hand... and theres no way to sort an Italian multimillionaire prima donna out. 79488[/snapback] Have you ever met Lisa? 79491[/snapback] Unfortunately not... I'm sure however, that if he'd accidentally spray some saliva on Lisa's face, she'd ensure that he never ever does so again! 79495[/snapback] Got it in one! 79499[/snapback] Too bloody right! Five minutes with me, and he'll never misbehave again! 79504[/snapback] And if he ever lit up in a non-smoking area then run for immediate cover! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 And if he ever lit up in a non-smoking area then run for immediate cover! 79507[/snapback] Someone's got to say something...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 And if he ever lit up in a non-smoking area then run for immediate cover! 79507[/snapback] Someone's got to say something...... 79510[/snapback] Well I would have......If a) I wasnt a chicken and B) I had no idea someone was smoking until you said summat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 And if he ever lit up in a non-smoking area then run for immediate cover! 79507[/snapback] Someone's got to say something...... 79510[/snapback] Well I would have......If a) I wasnt a chicken and B) I had no idea someone was smoking until you said summat. 79514[/snapback] I can smell a cigarette from 500 yards. Plus I have excellent peripheral vision! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 And if he ever lit up in a non-smoking area then run for immediate cover! 79507[/snapback] Someone's got to say something...... 79510[/snapback] Well I would have......If a) I wasnt a chicken and B) I had no idea someone was smoking until you said summat. 79514[/snapback] I can smell a cigarette from 500 yards. Plus I have excellent peripheral vision! 79518[/snapback] Where the hell did that smilie with the sunglasses attached come from? I didnt put him in! Seriously though Lisa - I was impressed, shame the informee was a potty gob though eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 And if he ever lit up in a non-smoking area then run for immediate cover! 79507[/snapback] Someone's got to say something...... 79510[/snapback] Well I would have......If a) I wasnt a chicken and B) I had no idea someone was smoking until you said summat. 79514[/snapback] I can smell a cigarette from 500 yards. Plus I have excellent peripheral vision! 79518[/snapback] Where the hell did that smilie with the sunglasses attached come from? I didnt put him in! Seriously though Lisa - I was impressed, shame the informee was a potty gob though eh? 79520[/snapback] She had a vocabulary of about 4 words, didn't she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 16 March 2005 Author Share Posted 16 March 2005 No one likes the joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shen Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 No one likes the joke! 79628[/snapback] Heard it with Bush, Cheney and Blair... it's funny but only the first time you read/hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 16 March 2005 Author Share Posted 16 March 2005 Just pretend it's the first time you heard it then , Don't hurt my feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shen Posted 16 March 2005 Share Posted 16 March 2005 Just pretend it's the first time you heard it then , Don't hurt my feelings. 79638[/snapback] Fooking great joke there Ash.. laughed my ass off proper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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