Ash Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 Roma coach Del Neri is having a chat with Roberto Mancini... Del Neri: Roberto how is it that your squad are practically unbeatable this season? Mancini: I have surrounded myself with intelligent players. Del Neri: How do you know that they are intelligent? Mancini: I pose them a single question..watch Mancini calls Javier Zanetti and puts it on loudspeaker. Mancini: Javier, it's Mancio. If your father has a child and your mother has a child but the child is neither your sister or your brother, then who is it?? Zanetti: Easy, it's me Mancini: Perfect, see you in training. Del Neri: Excellent question, good way of testing intelligence. A few days later, Del Neri is with the Roma squad and he calls Totti over. Del Neri: Francesco, I have a quick question. If your father has a child and your mother has a child but the child is neither your sister or your brother, then who is it?? Totti concentrates hard.... Totti: so it's not my brother or sister...is it okay if I have 10mins? Del Neri: no probs Totti goes over to his teammates and asks them, Cassano, Montella, Pellizzoli and co have no idea. So Totti goes to the nearest shop and asks Nino the shop owner. Nino: Francesco you are an idiot. The answer is me! Totti rushes back to Del Neri.. Totti: I have the answer Del Neri: Good, tell me Totti: It's Nino the shop owner Del Neri: You really are an idiot!! It's Javier Zanetti!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Like it myself.
Anish Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 Heard it before but with Alex Ferguson and David Beckham
shen Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 Same here Anish, and leave Totti alone. 79460[/snapback] You mean Snotti, Lisa!
shen Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 Behave! 79480[/snapback] Yes tell that to Mr Snotti! I have lost all respect for that man ever since he imitated a llama! A disgrace!
Guest Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 He needs taking in hand, that's all, and given a good sorting out.
Katy Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 He needs taking in hand, that's all, and given a good sorting out. 79484[/snapback] And young Lisa is the right (wo)man for the job
shen Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 I'm sure his bird takes him in her hand... and theres no way to sort an Italian multimillionaire prima donna out.
Katy Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 I'm sure his bird takes him in her hand... and theres no way to sort an Italian multimillionaire prima donna out. 79488[/snapback] Have you ever met Lisa?
Guest Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 I'm sure his bird takes him in her hand... and theres no way to sort an Italian multimillionaire prima donna out. 79488[/snapback] Have you ever met Lisa? 79491[/snapback] What are you trying to say?
shen Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 I'm sure his bird takes him in her hand... and theres no way to sort an Italian multimillionaire prima donna out. 79488[/snapback] Have you ever met Lisa? 79491[/snapback] Unfortunately not... I'm sure however, that if he'd accidentally spray some saliva on Lisa's face, she'd ensure that he never ever does so again!
Katy Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 I'm sure his bird takes him in her hand... and theres no way to sort an Italian multimillionaire prima donna out. 79488[/snapback] Have you ever met Lisa? 79491[/snapback] Unfortunately not... I'm sure however, that if he'd accidentally spray some saliva on Lisa's face, she'd ensure that he never ever does so again! 79495[/snapback] Got it in one!
Guest Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 I'm sure his bird takes him in her hand... and theres no way to sort an Italian multimillionaire prima donna out. 79488[/snapback] Have you ever met Lisa? 79491[/snapback] Unfortunately not... I'm sure however, that if he'd accidentally spray some saliva on Lisa's face, she'd ensure that he never ever does so again! 79495[/snapback] Got it in one! 79499[/snapback] Too bloody right! Five minutes with me, and he'll never misbehave again!
Katy Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 I'm sure his bird takes him in her hand... and theres no way to sort an Italian multimillionaire prima donna out. 79488[/snapback] Have you ever met Lisa? 79491[/snapback] Unfortunately not... I'm sure however, that if he'd accidentally spray some saliva on Lisa's face, she'd ensure that he never ever does so again! 79495[/snapback] Got it in one! 79499[/snapback] Too bloody right! Five minutes with me, and he'll never misbehave again! 79504[/snapback] And if he ever lit up in a non-smoking area then run for immediate cover!
Guest Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 And if he ever lit up in a non-smoking area then run for immediate cover! 79507[/snapback] Someone's got to say something......
Katy Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 And if he ever lit up in a non-smoking area then run for immediate cover! 79507[/snapback] Someone's got to say something...... 79510[/snapback] Well I would have......If a) I wasnt a chicken and B) I had no idea someone was smoking until you said summat.
Guest Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 And if he ever lit up in a non-smoking area then run for immediate cover! 79507[/snapback] Someone's got to say something...... 79510[/snapback] Well I would have......If a) I wasnt a chicken and B) I had no idea someone was smoking until you said summat. 79514[/snapback] I can smell a cigarette from 500 yards. Plus I have excellent peripheral vision!
Katy Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 And if he ever lit up in a non-smoking area then run for immediate cover! 79507[/snapback] Someone's got to say something...... 79510[/snapback] Well I would have......If a) I wasnt a chicken and B) I had no idea someone was smoking until you said summat. 79514[/snapback] I can smell a cigarette from 500 yards. Plus I have excellent peripheral vision! 79518[/snapback] Where the hell did that smilie with the sunglasses attached come from? I didnt put him in! Seriously though Lisa - I was impressed, shame the informee was a potty gob though eh?
Guest Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 And if he ever lit up in a non-smoking area then run for immediate cover! 79507[/snapback] Someone's got to say something...... 79510[/snapback] Well I would have......If a) I wasnt a chicken and B) I had no idea someone was smoking until you said summat. 79514[/snapback] I can smell a cigarette from 500 yards. Plus I have excellent peripheral vision! 79518[/snapback] Where the hell did that smilie with the sunglasses attached come from? I didnt put him in! Seriously though Lisa - I was impressed, shame the informee was a potty gob though eh? 79520[/snapback] She had a vocabulary of about 4 words, didn't she?
shen Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 No one likes the joke! 79628[/snapback] Heard it with Bush, Cheney and Blair... it's funny but only the first time you read/hear it.
Ash Posted 16 March 2005 Author Posted 16 March 2005 Just pretend it's the first time you heard it then , Don't hurt my feelings.
shen Posted 16 March 2005 Posted 16 March 2005 Just pretend it's the first time you heard it then , Don't hurt my feelings. 79638[/snapback] Fooking great joke there Ash.. laughed my ass off proper!
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