Student life exposed

[Alexikokopops]

Woke up this morning to the following four text messages;

23:16 "Just been singing along to Hot Chip in a club, you'd love it"

23:34 "You say smoking is bad but, while smoking, I've just chatted to a guy who's told me about a drugs warehouse on campus. I will be rich when I raid that single handed"

23:42 "Now they're playing North American scum, keen"

01:43 "It's the same Hot Chip song. I hope I'm waking you up. I'm off my face. Big time. I wove you xxx"

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I'm still amazed at how incredibly coherent these texts were

[The Doctor]

Why do girls use Rabbits to pleasure themselves with?

when did you hear this?

[AjcW]

I texted my ex after my 18th birthday night out and it read something like this...

"Alezz Is homo"

should have read "Alex is home"

She had asked me to text her to let her know I had got home safe, Clearly didnt turn out as I had hoped the text would..