l444ry Posted 2 June 2008 Posted 2 June 2008 Britain's got talent - they think It's all over - well it is now. After auditioning over seven million people, with nightly televised heats lasting over three years, the winner of "Britain's Got Talent" has been announced. The result followed the most hotly-contested viewer vote ITV has ever undertaken using rigged premium telephone numbers. However, at least 24p from each call went towards helping the needy, namely Simon Cowell. The series, hosted by Aunt and Fec, former actors from popular butch television series Dyker Grove and Newcastle's answer to Richard and Judy, has had people gripping the edges of their seats in an effort not to feel ill. With the usual audition line-up of singers who couldn't sing, dancers who couldn't dance, unfunny comedians and Aunt and Fec at every bloody turn, there was nevertheless a panoply of innocent British members of the public not only prepared to make total fools of themselves, but allow themselves to be insulted by a man with extraordinary bright teeth and a haircut like Sam the Blue Eagle from the Muppets, who himself was laughing all the way to the bank. The eventual final ten included a Kamikaze Seafood Chef, a one-legged ice skater, a stringless guitar-player, a 5-year old lumberjack, a Shakespeare-reciting Chav, and the spaghetti-eating champion of Norfolk. In the end, a 92 year-old sword swallower and ballerina from Hull stole the final. The police hope to find it by next Tuesday.
Uncle Albert Posted 2 June 2008 Posted 2 June 2008 I'm a George fan. Got the music to his performance on my phone.
Tilley Posted 16 June 2008 Posted 16 June 2008 Did anybody go and see the Britains Got Talent live performance last night at Nottingham Trent FM Arena? I only caught a few shows throughout the series & just tagged along with my family thinking it would be shit, But it was suprisingly quite good, Nemisis were outta this world, they did a 4/5 minute dance to all different songs & it was fantastic, like something outta You Got Served
Zingari Posted 25 July 2008 Author Posted 25 July 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVRQ12HqJ68 eScala from BGT on sky sports
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