Uncle Albert Posted 29 May 2008 Posted 29 May 2008 I just, just, just might, might have been joking. It is still sick. Get locked up for comments like that.
WetFlannel Posted 29 May 2008 Posted 29 May 2008 Have to feel for Jeremy Lynch. So good but he had the hardest act in the competition. He looked an absolute nervous wreck on top of having the biggest risk to drop the ball. Shame because he's insanely talented and some variation in the competition would of been nice. Yet again dominated by boring singers.
Asha Posted 29 May 2008 Posted 29 May 2008 It is still sick.Get locked up for comments like that. Fair do's, apologies.
lildave3 Posted 29 May 2008 Posted 29 May 2008 Have to feel for Jeremy Lynch. So good but he had the hardest act in the competition. He looked an absolute nervous wreck on top of having the biggest risk to drop the ball. Shame because he's insanely talented and some variation in the competition would of been nice. Yet again dominated by boring singers. I agree completely. When he did that breakdancing style thing I was amazed.
Uncle Albert Posted 29 May 2008 Posted 29 May 2008 I agree completely.When he did that breakdancing style thing I was amazed. I tought him everything he know's. I also agree, I think Price Charles and co. would love to see abit of Jeremy at that the big hall doing his stuff. Simon Cowell doesnt want to take any risks though, so that 43 year old girl tonight will win. And she will then probably do a duet with Pottsy.
Guest Posted 29 May 2008 Posted 29 May 2008 Dont lie, of course you do. Only when T'Other half is away. Damn straight. Shut yer noise. I may be small, but I'm bigger than you. I also fight dirty, but not in a Christine style I hasten to add.
lildave3 Posted 29 May 2008 Posted 29 May 2008 Only when T'Other half is away. Shut yer noise. I may be small, but I'm bigger than you. I also fight dirty, but not in a Christine style I hasten to add. Not for long surely? I mean, aren't people supposed to shrink as they approach their elder years? I really am going to get killed now aren't I.
Asha Posted 29 May 2008 Posted 29 May 2008 Not for long surely?I mean, aren't people supposed to shrink as they approach their elder years? I really am going to get killed now aren't I. Yeah so imagine your scenario. It will take your grandkids all of 5 months to be taller than you.
Guest Posted 29 May 2008 Posted 29 May 2008 Not for long surely?I mean, aren't people supposed to shrink as they approach their elder years? I really am going to get killed now aren't I. You are. I would run if I were you, and I knew I could run several miles.
lildave3 Posted 29 May 2008 Posted 29 May 2008 Yeah so imagine your scenario.It will take your grandkids all of 5 months to be taller than you. Yeah but at least I wouldn't want to do them like you.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 29 May 2008 Posted 29 May 2008 He is indeed. Quality. Although it does take something away from it considering he's an established person. I love how in Hands Of The Gods he's deeply religious and articulate but on this he looks (and sounds) like a presenter from MTV Base. Then the Inbetweeners!!
l444ry Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 Britain's got Altnet - Simon Cowell's new show for dyslexics. Simon Cowell, millionaire owner of incredibly, false-looking, implanted, Dulux-white teeth, who shot to fame and fortune by simply being a lucky bleeder in the right place at the right time, announced today that following on from his hit TV series "Britain's Got Talent" will be "Britain's got Altnet". This new version of the same old format aims to give dyslexics a chance to perform at the Rolay Varsity Permaference being held this year in the Paddlium Teahert in the heart of Donlon. Simon told a packed press conference of journalists wearing polarised glasses to avoid the glare from his teeth: "I wanted to give people who can't spell a chance at stardom, and I don't mean uneducated morons who can't spell because their parents are too drunk, fat and working class to ensure they hand in their English homework. "No, I mean those poor unfortunates who mix up their words through no fault of their own. A bit like Gordon Brown does, except it is his fault. "Amanda Legs, Pierced Moron and myself want to see jugglers who can't spell, dancers who can't spell, ladies with large breasts that joggle up and down when they sing who can't spell, irritating, precocious, 10-year old ginger-haired kids who can't spell, and blind knife-throwers who can't spell. "We want to see the lot. "But more importantly, I want to make more money. And if I can do that by insulting talentless people in the auditions, while at the same time make fun of their inability to spell correctly, then all the better."
Darkzzz_ Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 She has all day to train, and the celebs get a head start and clearer run, but she didn't beat me by that much in the marathon. Given her advantages, I would piss all over here parade. Stupid bint.Oh, and she's shagged Les Dennis. I'd love to give Amanda Holden one!!! Its funny when you see someone you know on the TV, I personally dont know Faryl, but her dad " Smudger" the big hard man, brought to tears last night!!! ha ha Bless him!! He is a Top Man!!!
Tommeh Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 Amanda would seriously get her dinner. The final will be immense.
FleckneyFox Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 Have to feel for Jeremy Lynch. So good but he had the hardest act in the competition. He looked an absolute nervous wreck on top of having the biggest risk to drop the ball. Shame because he's insanely talented and some variation in the competition would of been nice. Yet again dominated by boring singers. Sign him up Milan!
Ultra Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 The final will be immense. No it won't. The dancing dog's a nailed-on cert to win it. You read it here first. Now you can go out and do something positive on Saturday night.
The People's Hero Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 Now you can go out and do something positive on Saturday night. Market Street?
Master Fox Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 Now you can go out and do something positive on Saturday night. Market Street? That's where i intend on spending my Saturday night
Zingari Posted 30 May 2008 Author Posted 30 May 2008 No it won't.The dancing dog's a nailed-on cert to win it. You read it here first. Now you can go out and do something positive on Saturday night. I doubt it ; its either Scala or Faryl Smith ,
JoeyB Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 Its a fooking fix, the acts that they want to go through go last, and the always get the most votes from the public.
Legend_in_blue Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 I completely agree. Having watched tonights show, it's a total stitch up. All the acts that go last, go on to win the show. Not only that, tonight we get a bunch of ladies on violins who are clearly not an amateur setup. There's no way you're telling me they've come from an amateur background. Stitch up to the max. What are they doing on the show? There's talented people who should go on and benefit from the show and then there's professionals. It wasn't right. I'm glad the dance act got through, that's what the show is all about but felt really bad for the fella who did the different singers. He was quality. All because the act that won, imo, is already at least semi/fully professional. Stitch up.
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