What will MM say in the meeting with Ollie

[demon_dog]

A day to go before the meeting we all want to hear about.

(Wish I was a fly on the wall)

What do the think MM would say to Ollie.

MM "Well Ollie, after all the bullshit you spun us a few weeks ago about don't worry we'll be safe, we are well and truly fooked.

What explanation can you give."

OH " All was going to plan, we would have stayed up if the players had realised the deep shit we were in. I tried to tell them but they wouldn't listen."

MM " So what's the plan now Ollie, what do we do?"

OH " Well, that all depends on the players, those that want to can F off, we can get a few bob from flogging our promising youngsters, then we rebuild."

MM "Does that mean that you will finally manage to put round pegs in round holes, as you have been on about all season."

OH "That all depends on the nature of the opponents, it helps to keep them guessing, could maybe put our top striker out on the wing and pull a defender into midfield, that would certainly have them puzzled."

MM " Don't you think that would puzzle our players to."

OH " Stuff them, they should do as I say, otherwise I'll play someone else in their place."

MM " Is that why you used 43 players this season?"

OH "Yeah, well, one has to do what one has to do."

MM "Whats plan 'B'"

OH "Eeeeeeeeeerm."

MM "That's it your (fired) or (good man you can stay and sort us out)"

So how do you see the conversation going?

[davieG]

It's a right fooking mess we've got ourselves into OLLIE!

[Koke]

MM: Look at this fine you've gotten us into - What explanation do you have for this?

Ollie: _Insert a weird, unheard of analogy about women here_