Your mom...

[Asha]

...is so fat that when she stands on the scales your phone number comes up.

...is so hairy that when she folds her arms it looks like she's got Bob Marley in a headlock.

Add your own.

[Simi]

Your mom would be ashamed of you making this thread.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

This thread is so boring that i fooked your mum instead

[WetFlannel]

Your mum's like a bowling ball.

She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.

Btw, mum jokes are poor...

[Scow]

...was shit?

[Dames]