JoeyB Posted 19 November 2008 Posted 19 November 2008 AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down. The priest’s document has now come to light – 23 years after Johan’s death. The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song. The lyrics are: “Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’ Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic – the medical term for having one testicle. But the document tells how Johan saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I. Saved Hitler ... Johan Jambor Saved Hitler ... Johan Jambor He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation. Johan’s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest’s account of how the medic saved Hitler’s life. He said: “In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme. “For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler. “They called him the ‘Screamer’. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’. “His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?’.” Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Johan began to suffer nightmares and blame himself for saving Hitler. Hitler’s genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the “one ball” song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up. Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme. It is the first time an interview with anyone who treated Hitler during WWI has come to light. Dr Martin Farr, senior lecturer at Newcastle University School of Historical Studies, said last night: “This genuinely new twist is fascinating.” Link - The Sun
Bazaldo Posted 19 November 2008 Posted 19 November 2008 Brilliant, although i do feel for the doc who saved him and his nightmares. Should have let the scumbag die. How different the world would be right now!!
Zingari Posted 19 November 2008 Posted 19 November 2008 just think what he may have achieved with two
The People's Hero Posted 19 November 2008 Posted 19 November 2008 At least he didn't have square semen, eh Zingari? Eh Zingari? Eh Zingari?
Zingari Posted 19 November 2008 Posted 19 November 2008 At least he didn't have square semen, eh Zingari?Eh Zingari? Eh Zingari? no i believe the german navy wore very chic uniforms
The People's Hero Posted 19 November 2008 Posted 19 November 2008 no i believe the german navy wore very chic uniforms You're good. Well recovered.
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