stez Posted 17 April 2005 Share Posted 17 April 2005 I Wish I Was 8 again A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: * the Death Slide, * the Wall of Fear, * the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, * every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you 'kin twat!" The moral of the story: "Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Anish Posted 17 April 2005 Share Posted 17 April 2005 Hilarious! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wellman Posted 17 April 2005 Share Posted 17 April 2005 !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted 18 April 2005 Share Posted 18 April 2005 If it wasn't so true, it would be funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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