The stadium of light humor!

[Collymore]

Firstly got to the stadium and asked a copper for an "away friendly pub" who must have miss heard me and told us all the unfriendly ones!! Then got searched by the stewards for glass bottles and as I emptied my pockets my betting slip got blown away in the wind! Once inside we congregated around walker’s goal and my mate got hit on the head by a connolly wayward shot! I also caught the ball and threw it back to walker and he applauded me for my excellent return throw and there mascot hugged me

[filbertway]

I saw a women get hit in the face by a poor williams volley.

Anybody see the sunderland fan fal out of the executive box. i shouldn't llaugh