Chandler Posted 9 May 2005 Posted 9 May 2005 ...deep in the bowels of The Walker's Stadium... TIM...Oh come in Craig I'm just jotting down some lies...er I mean some ideas for the fans forum and I was wondering if... CRAIG...if I might come along? Sorry boss but I'm all booked up. The Iraq Open is on Sky Sports II. Er, can I have some of those nuts you've got there? TIM...Help yourself...OK could you at least help me with what I've got to say. Some of those footie forum types will be coming and you know what those buggers can be like... CRAIG...Sure thing boss. Fire away. And while we are at it could we have a wee dram of that very special malt you were saving for the promotion party? TIM...Alright if you insist....Now where was I? Yes the forum. What can I say about your contribution this season? CRAIG...Easy peasy. That I saved LCFC from relegation and guided it to 15th spot in the Championship. TIM...hmm. Not so sure about that Craig. We were actually in 11th place when you arrived and the team was actually climbing the table... CRAIG...Was it? Can't remember that. Perhaps another drop of the hard stuff will get the old memory goin'. TIM...There you go...Now they'll go on about the draws. Rather a lot don't you think? We don't seem to be able to win very often, particularly away from home. CRAIG...Wrong there boss. We beat Leeds. Even I can remember that. Must be this malt. Give us another drop... TIM...I think you've had enough. Leeds was six months ago and it's the only time the team have won away since...since...since ADAMS left. CRAIG...Steady on there boss. Rome wasn't build in a day. These things take time. TIM...But you were brought in to salvage the situation. CRAIG...What do you mean by 'salvage?' TIM...Well, do better than 11th, do better than Adams. I suppose 'salvage' in this context means getting us into the play-offs. CRAIG...Er you're having a laugh aren't you? That wasn't in the deal was it? TIM...The 'deal' was to get in a new face, a manager who could make a difference. Not a big name who can't wait to pick up his cheque and sling his hook as soon as the Premier boys come angling. CRAIG...Sorry, but you've lost me there. I thought that's what we were all in it for... TIM...OK let's move on...Team building. You've got rid of all of these old timers and brought in a lot of youg uns... CRAIG...And they are all great wee players... TIM...So why are the results getting worse? Why are we making so many mistakes from set pieces and corners? Why are we so feeble in front of goal? And why are we so crap away from home? CRAIG...You've got me there. Wait for it...wait for it...because...because...I haven't signed enough of them. So I need to bring some more players in... TIM...Really? And I suppose they will be all from the SPL? CRAIG...No that's a little unnecessary. Highland League Division II players could easily fit in here... TIM...Don't you think you've underestimated this league just a little? CRAIG...Whatever made you say that? I mean we all know it's a piece of piss. I mean Adams won it with a shit squad didn't he? TIM...True. So how comes we've flirted with relegation nearly all this year with a good squad? Do you think you might have a motivation problem Craig? CRAIG...Och no. They don't call me Mr Charisma in Aucthermuckhootie for nothing ye ken. Sorry, a slight exaggeration. I mean't in parts of Auchtermuckhootie. OK... so I lied. My mother calls me Mr Charisma...sometimes. TIM...So if you are so charismatic, Craig, why did you want to go scouting on match days? CRAIG...I've got better things to do with my time than wind up a load of overpaid prima donnas...Jeez is that the time...And I've got better thing to do than waste my time talking to you. I've got a patio to lay. Thanks for the malt... TIM...You're a legend Craig...
Scarby Posted 9 May 2005 Posted 9 May 2005 couldnt be arsed to read it but let me guess what a shit job CL has done at city and how MA was wanking material. Need i say any more change the record
New England Fox Posted 9 May 2005 Posted 9 May 2005 I'm sure its no coincence that all these pathetic attacks are posted around 3am when noone is online to respond. Just piss of Chandler for God's sake. You spout the same crap everytime, you just present it in a different way in an attempt to get your ridiculous point across. Why dont you go and tell people who actually want to listen to your BS, if you can actually find any that is.
Guest Posted 9 May 2005 Posted 9 May 2005 You have to admire his persistence, reminds me of my grandparents old dog....
stez Posted 9 May 2005 Posted 9 May 2005 i'd been wondering where chandler had gone. anyway, it's good to know we have such a football mangement genius in our midst. obviously team building and spirit creation mean nothing in the world of chandler.
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