Collymore Posted 13 June 2005 Posted 13 June 2005 A supporter hands over a £50 note to the turnstyle operator at the City Ground. He says: "Two please." The turnstyle operator replies: "Will that be defenders or strikers, sir?" Q: How can you tell when Forest are losing? A: It's five past three. A burglary was recently committed at the City Ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a red carpet. Q: Why do Forest fans plant potatoes round the edge of the pitch at the City Ground? A: So they have SOMETHING to lift at the end of the season! Rumour has it that Joe Kinnear offered to send the Forest squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus. The fire brigade phones Nigel Doughty in the early hours of a morning... "Mr Doughty, Mr Doughty, the City Ground is on fire!" "The cups man! Save the cups!" replies the chairman. "Oh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir." A railway company has decided to start sponsoring Forest. The company thinks they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures. Joe Kinnear was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today. When questionned he said: " I'll do anything for 3 points." Q: What do you call a Forest fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Forest fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Forest fans on the moon? A: Problem solved Q: Why do Forest fans carry lighters round with them? A: Because they lose all their matches! What have Forest and a three pin plug got in common? They'd both be useless in Europe. Q. What's the difference between reds keeper Darren Ward and a taxi driver? A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.
Sparky Posted 14 June 2005 Posted 14 June 2005 apart from the last 1 as darren ward plays for norwich
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