easilee Posted 16 July 2011 Posted 16 July 2011 Get rid if posted before Admin. The Erection section ! :sge: Sven. A god among men.
Nick Posted 16 July 2011 Posted 16 July 2011 Get rid if posted before Admin. The Erection section ! :sge: Sven. A god among men. TUESDAY, 28 JUNE 2011 Leicester Roll Out the Red Light for Eriksson <a href=" http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pJzxgzhamBc/TgnugCGZ_yI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/_1Wwr8Oo4Yk/s1600/sven+%25281%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(51, 102, 153); clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "> Leicester City have revealed some of the details of the amazing contract offered to Sven-Goran Eriksson to lure the former England manager to the Walkers Stadium. Eriksson joined the club after a doomed spell with Notts County and rejected offers from several top Champions League clubs. We can now reveal that Eriksson had insisted on some very strange arrangements before he took the Leicester hot-seat. The Swedish coach is treated to exotic dancing shows before matches and has special permission for his 'lady friends' to accompany him on the bench during Championship games. A club insider says the measures were necessary in order to persuade Eriksson to take the job. "Sven gets lonely during matches and longs for the touch of an attractive woman to ease the stress of management. We have heated dug-outs equipped with fridge, pull-out dining table and everything needed for the seduction of a beautiful woman. Sven missed three of our goals last season because he was busy pouring champagne. "The dug-out can accommodate up to three women at the same time and a 50 inch LCD TV and Blu-Ray player is available with a selection of the finest in Swedish adult entertainment. Sven doesn't leave anything to chance when he's romancing his females - he really is an example to all men. Some of the lads call the dug-out the 'Erection Section.' " Plans are underway to build a new gentleman's club in the stadium, equipped with secluded booths, featuring red felt seating and state of the art 'mood' lighting. Those close to Eriksson say he is a very generous man and wants visiting opposition managers to share in the joy of love. However, the FA are less than comfortable with some of the arrangements at the Walkers Stadium. Sven at half time during a recent Championship game which Leicester won! "We feel that the set up at Leicester City is not at all conducive to a family friendly atmosphere," claimed an FA spokesperson. "We were there for a recent Championship game and there were more women in the home dressing room before the match than players! We could hear champagne corks popping and ridiculous giggling. There also appeared to be a lot of slapping going on. "This sort of behaviour has no place in the modern professional game. We were invited in to join in the fun so we accepted, purely on a fact-finding basis. We felt we needed to gather evidence from close quarters and what we discovered was a depraved spectacle of debauchery and sexual gratification. We will be returning next week to continue our investigation."
Jace Posted 16 July 2011 Posted 16 July 2011 its no wonder why lloyd dyer and others dont want to leave everybody wants to be on the city bench :sge:
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