acooling08 Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 Maybe we could hire Sian Massey to do some kind of sexy lineswoman strip dance, whilst Andy Gray makes sexist jokes on the sidelines.
Bangkok Mick Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 half times are for beer, pies, pees, a fag and talking about the match. Current so called h/time entertainment is sh*t. Becasue Birch is a nice old geezer who does a lot for charitee nobody likes to call the bloke. But enoughs enough now. F**k off. You`ve made a good living and done good but you`re a boring old fart. Go and sell your `entertainment` ideas in Las Vegas I`m sure they`d lap it up! Here`s a few ideas if we really do need entertaining:- 1. Remove the curtain - All the bright orange men could remove the curtain separating the home & away fans. Then the wannabe arms outstreched hooligans wouldn`t have to sing "come on in come on in..." They could just...... err ...... shit themselves. 2. Invite Leicesters` favourite rap artist Mark Morrison to sing all his hit 3. Instead of kids hogging the limelight running round the frigging pitch I say we get adults that have been on the ale all day to do it. 4. Put a seceret camera in the away dressing room and broadcast it live on the `big` screens. 5. Play highlights of the best moments of Gary Coatsworth, Norman Leet, Martin Henderson and many more 6. If we are losing and playing sh*t let me give the h/time teamtalk, again broadcast live. I`ll give you a sneaky preview of how I`d start. I work 6 days a week, up at 2.30am every day. I have 3 jobs. None are more than the minimum wage. I work on average 70-80 hours a week all outside in all weathers. I do this to support my family. So boys who was saying 2 games in 4 days is hard going? By the way did I mention i`m 6ft 3" and don`t like overpaid prima donnas! 7. Hit the crossbar by tossing a dwarf 8. Hit a cross dwarf with a bar 9.Thai language courses... because you`ll need it soon! 10. Invade the pitch... give the orange men something to actually do
acooling08 Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 half times are for beer, pies, pees, a fag and talking about the match. Current so called h/time entertainment is sh*t. Becasue Birch is a nice old geezer who does a lot for charitee nobody likes to call the bloke. But enoughs enough now. F**k off. You`ve made a good living and done good but you`re a boring old fart. Go and sell your `entertainment` ideas in Las Vegas I`m sure they`d lap it up! Here`s a few ideas if we really do need entertaining:- 1. Remove the curtain - All the bright orange men could remove the curtain separating the home & away fans. Then the wannabe arms outstreched hooligans wouldn`t have to sing "come on in come on in..." They could just...... err ...... shit themselves. 2. Invite Leicesters` favourite rap artist Mark Morrison to sing all his hit 3. Instead of kids hogging the limelight running round the frigging pitch I say we get adults that have been on the ale all day to do it. 4. Put a seceret camera in the away dressing room and broadcast it live on the `big` screens. 5. Play highlights of the best moments of Gary Coatsworth, Norman Leet, Martin Henderson and many more 6. If we are losing and playing sh*t let me give the h/time teamtalk, again broadcast live. I`ll give you a sneaky preview of how I`d start. I work 6 days a week, up at 2.30am every day. I have 3 jobs. None are more than the minimum wage. I work on average 70-80 hours a week all outside in all weathers. I do this to support my family. So boys who was saying 2 games in 4 days is hard going? By the way did I mention i`m 6ft 3" and don`t like overpaid prima donnas! 7. Hit the crossbar by tossing a dwarf 8. Hit a cross dwarf with a bar 9.Thai language courses... because you`ll need it soon! 10. Invade the pitch... give the orange men something to actually do
I am Rod Hull Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 half times are for beer, pies, pees, a fag and talking about the match. Current so called h/time entertainment is sh*t. Becasue Birch is a nice old geezer who does a lot for charitee nobody likes to call the bloke. But enoughs enough now. F**k off. You`ve made a good living and done good but you`re a boring old fart. Go and sell your `entertainment` ideas in Las Vegas I`m sure they`d lap it up! Here`s a few ideas if we really do need entertaining:- 1. Remove the curtain - All the bright orange men could remove the curtain separating the home & away fans. Then the wannabe arms outstreched hooligans wouldn`t have to sing "come on in come on in..." They could just...... err ...... shit themselves. 2. Invite Leicesters` favourite rap artist Mark Morrison to sing all his hit 3. Instead of kids hogging the limelight running round the frigging pitch I say we get adults that have been on the ale all day to do it. 4. Put a seceret camera in the away dressing room and broadcast it live on the `big` screens. 5. Play highlights of the best moments of Gary Coatsworth, Norman Leet, Martin Henderson and many more 6. If we are losing and playing sh*t let me give the h/time teamtalk, again broadcast live. I`ll give you a sneaky preview of how I`d start. I work 6 days a week, up at 2.30am every day. I have 3 jobs. None are more than the minimum wage. I work on average 70-80 hours a week all outside in all weathers. I do this to support my family. So boys who was saying 2 games in 4 days is hard going? By the way did I mention i`m 6ft 3" and don`t like overpaid prima donnas! 7. Hit the crossbar by tossing a dwarf 8. Hit a cross dwarf with a bar 9.Thai language courses... because you`ll need it soon! 10. Invade the pitch... give the orange men something to actually do
EnderbyFox Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 half times are for beer, pies, pees, a fag and talking about the match. Current so called h/time entertainment is sh*t. Becasue Birch is a nice old geezer who does a lot for charitee nobody likes to call the bloke. But enoughs enough now. F**k off. You`ve made a good living and done good but you`re a boring old fart. Go and sell your `entertainment` ideas in Las Vegas I`m sure they`d lap it up! Here`s a few ideas if we really do need entertaining:- 1. Remove the curtain - All the bright orange men could remove the curtain separating the home & away fans. Then the wannabe arms outstreched hooligans wouldn`t have to sing "come on in come on in..." They could just...... err ...... shit themselves. 2. Invite Leicesters` favourite rap artist Mark Morrison to sing all his hit 3. Instead of kids hogging the limelight running round the frigging pitch I say we get adults that have been on the ale all day to do it. 4. Put a seceret camera in the away dressing room and broadcast it live on the `big` screens. 5. Play highlights of the best moments of Gary Coatsworth, Norman Leet, Martin Henderson and many more 6. If we are losing and playing sh*t let me give the h/time teamtalk, again broadcast live. I`ll give you a sneaky preview of how I`d start. I work 6 days a week, up at 2.30am every day. I have 3 jobs. None are more than the minimum wage. I work on average 70-80 hours a week all outside in all weathers. I do this to support my family. So boys who was saying 2 games in 4 days is hard going? By the way did I mention i`m 6ft 3" and don`t like overpaid prima donnas! 7. Hit the crossbar by tossing a dwarf 8. Hit a cross dwarf with a bar 9.Thai language courses... because you`ll need it soon! 10. Invade the pitch... give the orange men something to actually do Quality, and all valid ideas
Guest Col city fan Posted 5 January 2012 Posted 5 January 2012 half times are for beer, pies, pees, a fag and talking about the match. Current so called h/time entertainment is sh*t. Becasue Birch is a nice old geezer who does a lot for charitee nobody likes to call the bloke. But enoughs enough now. F**k off. You`ve made a good living and done good but you`re a boring old fart. Go and sell your `entertainment` ideas in Las Vegas I`m sure they`d lap it up! Here`s a few ideas if we really do need entertaining:- 1. Remove the curtain - All the bright orange men could remove the curtain separating the home & away fans. Then the wannabe arms outstreched hooligans wouldn`t have to sing "come on in come on in..." They could just...... err ...... shit themselves. 2. Invite Leicesters` favourite rap artist Mark Morrison to sing all his hit 3. Instead of kids hogging the limelight running round the frigging pitch I say we get adults that have been on the ale all day to do it. 4. Put a seceret camera in the away dressing room and broadcast it live on the `big` screens. 5. Play highlights of the best moments of Gary Coatsworth, Norman Leet, Martin Henderson and many more 6. If we are losing and playing sh*t let me give the h/time teamtalk, again broadcast live. I`ll give you a sneaky preview of how I`d start. I work 6 days a week, up at 2.30am every day. I have 3 jobs. None are more than the minimum wage. I work on average 70-80 hours a week all outside in all weathers. I do this to support my family. So boys who was saying 2 games in 4 days is hard going? By the way did I mention i`m 6ft 3" and don`t like overpaid prima donnas! 7. Hit the crossbar by tossing a dwarf 8. Hit a cross dwarf with a bar 9.Thai language courses... because you`ll need it soon! 10. Invade the pitch... give the orange men something to actually do lol You remember Martin Henderson then Mick... Class act
flowwolf Posted 6 January 2012 Posted 6 January 2012 Brilliant mick ! by the way didn't Coatsworth score a fantastic goal once ?
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