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Mark_from_USA

Hoofball Man Song

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Posted

Hey what about a song to tease the team a bit when they play the hoofball too much;

 

Tune:  Nowhere Man

 

He's a real hoofball man
Playing at his hoofball plan
Making sure his hoofball lands
On nobody
 
Doesn't have a point of aim
Hoofball is a schoolboys game
Isn't it a bit like Stoke City?
 
Hoofball man please listen
Can't you see that you're missin'?
Hoofball man, your promotion dreams
Are a fantasy, man
 
He's a real hoofball man
Playing at his hoofball plan
Making sure his hoofball lands
On nobody
 
 
 
If you want to improve on it feel free!  Not sure if you guys sing songs to egg the team on, but it might be fun!
Posted

Hoof hoof hoof hoof all you do is hoof, you kick the ball wherever you really give it leather Hoof hoof hoof hoof all you do is hoof, to the tune of Venga boys boom boom boom

Posted

Hey what about a song to tease the team a bit when they play the hoofball too much;

Tune: Nowhere Man

He's a real hoofball man

Playing at his hoofball plan

Making sure his hoofball lands

On nobody

Doesn't have a point of aim

Hoofball is a schoolboys game

Isn't it a bit like Stoke City?

Hoofball man please listen

Can't you see that you're missin'?

Hoofball man, your promotion dreams

Are a fantasy, man

He's a real hoofball man

Playing at his hoofball plan

Making sure his hoofball lands

On nobody

If you want to improve on it feel free! Not sure if you guys sing songs to egg the team on, but it might be fun!

Haha very good, might get us some cupping though.

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