Rincewind Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 Just an idea. We make a story with contributers adding about 50-100 words or a paragraph and we'll see where it leads to. Write in any style you like, just carry on where the previous poster left off. I tried this on the OS MB and added it to a website but it faded away. Hopefully it may be kept going a little longer. I'll start. The sun strained through the dust-ridden window casting a speckled shadow on the desk in front of me. I stared at the half bottle of Jack Daniels, It was only 10am but boy did I need a fix of that golden liquid. My thoughts were disturbed by a knock on the office door. i called out 'come in' and as the door opened an aroma hit me more powerful than the JD. I looked across to see a pair of black stockinged legs. My eyes rose past the thighs to espy a 38 plus braless bust pointing at me. Her face was smooth and radiated warmth. She shook her head and her long black locks fell over her shoulder. 'Lester Goode?' she asked. 'Yes.' I replied, 'take a seat Miss.. 'Ms, Ms Forest.' She replied sitting opposte my desk. She crossed and then uncrossed her legs showing a flash of flimsy see-through pants and a dark shadow underneath. The feeling in my groins and rise in my body heat told me that if I was to come out of the closet this would not be the day. Who's next?
Muz Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 This thread is very disturbing even after the first post!
Hitesh Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 ...Suddenly, another knock on the door, another tall brunette entered with a pair of black stockinged legs. My eyes rose past the thighs to espy a 38 plus braless bust pointing at me. I couldnt beleive my luck, before i knew it the desk had been cleered, the empty bottle of JD smashing on the wooden floor. My body was thrust upon the table by the two stunning ladies...
Hitesh Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 sorry, its not much because im not that creative but ill get better as it gets going.
john_lcfc Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 then the world exploded. the end well thats said that
Tomassi Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 And as these two ladies held lester on the desk.. cat burger came in and rammed a gloomy wooden stick from the woods of Altringham..
cisono Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 This thread is very disturbing even after the first post! Seconded.
john_lcfc Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 the Kattassi came in and ordered them to stop and she kissed everyone and they were knocked out with her charm. She had no one to talk to but as woman like to talk she cried and then........
Tomassi Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 slapped cat burger around the face with the gloomy wooden stick from the Altringham woods..
freund Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 then cobbo laid an egg, and a snake was hatched, and that snake was actually the devil, and it grew really big and killed everyone, especially cobbo, then it ate the world and the world exploded. the end
john_lcfc Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 so he awokened. at last i have someone to talk to again mr cat burger are you ok.. yes my dear katassi i am indeed ok however i will not be able to... yeah skip freunds funny but stupid post
Tomassi Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 ...use my gloomy wooden stick from the woods of Altringham, though sexy as it maybe it snapped in to when i found thehillsdonator and rammed it up his..
john_lcfc Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 back passage because he called freund a nob when we all know he really is the greatest....
Tomassi Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 ...poster on foxestalk mr chainsaw had ever liked or dislikes.. but tomassi disagreed cus mr chainsaw dislikes tomassi as he hates fun juice
john_lcfc Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 but that is maybe understandable. anyway katassi then awaoke hitesh who was found in the cupboard and she said to him Hitesh how could you be .....
Hitesh Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 but that is maybe understandable. anyway katassi then awaoke hitesh who was found in the cupboard and she said to him Hitesh how could you be ..... in this cupboard when i just saw you walk out of that room? looking stunned, katassi walks into the room where the beautiful ladies are sleeping and finds another hitesh lying naked with them on the bed. The hitesh that was in the cupboard then walks into the room, everyone is stunned, suddenly, another hitesh enters from the en-suite...
john_lcfc Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 in this cupboard when i just saw you walk out of that room? looking stunned, katassi walks into the room where the beautiful ladies are sleeping and finds another hitesh lying naked with them on the bed. The hitesh that was in the cupboard then walks into the room, everyone is stunned, suddenly, another hitesh enters from the en-suite... denying there is more than one hitesh claiming that katassi must have been having fantasising dreams and that he was just having a number 2 in the en suite for the last 10 minutes, however he may have strayed out to give ....
john_lcfc Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 ..a MASSIVE BLOW to the.. horn of horny henry which was on the kitchen floor because old henry had past whilst on a country strole but he forgot to take his horn which means he wont be able to play anymore,.. yyyiiippppppeeeeeeeeeee cried hitesh but its not all that good because ...
Tomassi Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 henry collapsed and died in leicester_mads arms and his last words were...
john_lcfc Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 " please my beloved let me play at the walkers stadium at 3:00pm so i can keep up my traditions" after these words Cat Burger wondered whether he should ....
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