Daggers Posted 21 October 2006 Posted 21 October 2006 You post 'em, I'll solve 'em for you. It's like being on a daytime TV chat show, only more crap...
Milky Posted 21 October 2006 Posted 21 October 2006 i've been observing a girl from a distance and started to find her attractive, but on closer inspection she seems to have a bit of a moustache. what should i do?
cisono Posted 21 October 2006 Posted 21 October 2006 i've been observing a girl from a distance and started to find her attractive, but on closer inspection she seems to have a bit of a moustache. what should i do? Don't inspect that closely PS: Sorry DB
lcfc_jme Posted 21 October 2006 Posted 21 October 2006 Auntie Disco Bob, do you know where Uncle Milan is hiding?? I'm really worried about him and I think somebody should bring him home
cisono Posted 21 October 2006 Posted 21 October 2006 Auntie Disco Bob, do you know where Uncle Milan is hiding?? I'm really worried about him and I think somebody should bring him home Uncle Milan?
cisono Posted 21 October 2006 Posted 21 October 2006 Uncle Milan Mandaric haha I know other people called Milan. Milan, ako sa mas, clovece?
lcfc_jme Posted 21 October 2006 Posted 21 October 2006 haha I know other people called Milan. Milan, ako sa mas, clovece? Seeing as I don't speak a word of Italian, I shall just nod my head in politeness and say " si "
cisono Posted 21 October 2006 Posted 21 October 2006 Seeing as I don't speak a word of Italian, I shall just nod my head in politeness and say " si " Only problem is, that's not Italian
Daggers Posted 21 October 2006 Author Posted 21 October 2006 i've been observing a girl from a distance and started to find her attractive, but on closer inspection she seems to have a bit of a moustache. what should i do? Alcohol or rohypnol, she'll be grateful you took either of them come the morning after. Failing that, ask her for tache grooming tips. Auntie Disco Bob, do you know where Uncle Milan is hiding?? I'm really worried about him and I think somebody should bring him home Don really needn't worry, some uncles do that...they promise that they will come and 'relieve some tension' for you only to bugger off somewhere else to have fun. If you find you really need an older male role model then try looking at this website: www.thracian.net ...many young players from the youth academy go there for solace and encouragement
lcfc_jme Posted 21 October 2006 Posted 21 October 2006 Only problem is, that's not Italian It sounds pretty Italian so I just guessed it was What language is it?? Don really needn't worry, some uncles do that...they promise that they will come and 'relieve some tension' for you only to bugger off somewhere else to have fun. If you find you really need an older male role model then try looking at this website: www.thracian.net ...many young players from the youth academy go there for solace and encouragement So you're saying instead of worrying about Uncle Milan I should look to Grandpa Thracian for some encouragement?? Seems like a good idea, I'll give it a go and see how it works out Thanks Auntie Bob :thumbsup:
cisono Posted 21 October 2006 Posted 21 October 2006 It sounds pretty Italian so I just guessed it was What language is it?? Hopefully Slovak
lcfc_jme Posted 21 October 2006 Posted 21 October 2006 Hopefully Slovak and you speak that fluently do you or just small phrases here and there??
Daggers Posted 21 October 2006 Author Posted 21 October 2006 Oi...bugger off and have your own damn language thread somewhere else - this is a problem page thread and don't you two forget it!
cisono Posted 21 October 2006 Posted 21 October 2006 Oi...bugger off and have your own damn language thread somewhere else - this is a problem page thread and don't you two forget it! I have a problem with my Czech and Slovak. I am forgetting them, as living in England, I don't have much use for them. What shall I do?
Daggers Posted 22 October 2006 Author Posted 22 October 2006 I have a problem with my Czech and Slovak. I am forgetting them, as living in England, I don't have much use for them. What shall I do? Buy some Budvar, drink it to excess then go to any McDonalds in London...they speak nothing but
lcfc_jme Posted 22 October 2006 Posted 22 October 2006 If you find you really need an older male role model then try looking at this website: www.thracian.net ...many young players from the youth academy go there for solace and encouragement Your advice doesn't seem to be working and I am still missing Uncle Milan. Grandpa Thracian is taking a well-earned nap after a couple of drinks in the old Swan and Rushes and a busy afternoon at the Walkers Stadium, and he cannot help me out for this reason. I didn't find a use for the site you left me either, as it was all about attacking with pace and flare, and it kept going on about some strange device codenamed Beaglehole I feel lost What should I do now??
Deathside Posted 22 October 2006 Posted 22 October 2006 D'uncle Barb How come when I done meet you in person - You was not one bit like how I envisaged - And neither was that Fezzling bloke
lookwhaticando Posted 22 October 2006 Posted 22 October 2006 Your advice doesn't seem to be working and I am still missing Uncle Milan. Grandpa Thracian is taking a well-earned nap after a couple of drinks in the old Swan and Rushes and a busy afternoon at the Walkers Stadium, and he cannot help me out for this reason. I didn't find a use for the site you left me either, as it was all about attacking with pace and flare, and it kept going on about some strange device codenamed Beaglehole I feel lost What should I do now?? Jon Rudkin.
lcfc_jme Posted 22 October 2006 Posted 22 October 2006 Jon Rudkin. I wasn't asking you, I was asking Auntie Disco Bob If you are not going to be sensible, please do not post in this thread Thankyou
lookwhaticando Posted 22 October 2006 Posted 22 October 2006 I wasn't asking you, I was asking Auntie Disco Bob If you are not going to be sensible, please do not post in this thread Thankyou I recommend a visit to your psychiatrist!
lcfc_jme Posted 22 October 2006 Posted 22 October 2006 I recommend a visit to your psychiatrist! That isn't very nice is it really lookydoodle Although there may be some truth in what you're saying seeing as I have made my home the LC Forum ( ) as of late and stopped posting in tandem with you And what would you happen to say if I told you that Disco Bob was my psychiatrist??
lookwhaticando Posted 22 October 2006 Posted 22 October 2006 That isn't very nice is it really lookydoodle Although there may be some truth in what you're saying seeing as I have made my home the LC Forum ( ) as of late and stopped posting in tandem with you And what would you happen to say if I told you that Disco Bob was my psychiatrist?? I'd say "I worry about you". He's a good agony Aunt, is our Disco Bob, but a psychiatrist he aint.
Steven Posted 22 October 2006 Posted 22 October 2006 Dear Aunt Disco Bob, Why do I keep reading threads like this? Yours, Steven
Daggers Posted 22 October 2006 Author Posted 22 October 2006 D'uncle Barb How come when I done meet you in person - You was not one bit like how I envisaged - And neither was that Fezzling bloke I sent a fifth-rate lookelikee, you just can't be too careful these days, but why did you imagine I would look like Fez?
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