lookwhaticando Posted 26 January 2007 Posted 26 January 2007 West Brom have suspended goalkeeper Russell Hoult following newspaper articles about his private life. BBC Football | My Club | West Brom A quick search on the net to find out what he's done... LOWERING THE TONE It's a sordid world out there, really it is. This week things seem to be hitting a new low when it comes to the depraved antics of footballers and fans, so here at Wacky World we feel it is our duty to tell you all about it. We start off with West Brom keeper Russell Hoult, who has become the latest in a long line of goalkeepers to get involved in a rather embarassing sex scandal, following in the proud traditions of Stefan Postma and Ben Alnwick. Of course, Hoult doesn't reach the REALLY depraved lows of Postma and his rather dominant ex-girlfriend, but he is currently starring in a new sex tape, alongside another man and a woman. His club will no doubt be disappointed in him, but at least he showed loyalty to the Baggies by wearing a polo shirt with their badge on it whilst, erm, 'performing' in this classy movie. We hasten to add that we haven't seen it, but are reliably (ie, it's in The Sun) informed that the lady was wearing a 'skimpy black bra'. No other clothes are mentioned... Mind you, that's still more clothing than Hoult was seen in when he sent some dodgy pics of himself to a lady's mobile a couple of years ago. Did we mention that he's married with two kids? A pal explained that Hoult is gutted that this video has been leaked: "All those involved are good friends and what happened was supposed to stay between them. But the person filming lost his phone and the clip is being passed around on Bluetooth. Russell is upset but it's too late." Very good friends indeed, it would seem. But when you are a professional footballer, you need to be careful how you pick your friends, so as to avoid getting into trouble. Just ask Portsmouth defender Glen Johnson and Millwall striker Ben May, the Chuckle Brothers of crime, after their attempt to steal a toilet seat and some taps from a Kent branch of DIY shop B&Q. They were arrested last week after a security guard saw them putting the toilet seat into a box with a cheaper price tag. A worker at the store said: "We all recognised Johnson. No one could quite believe a bloke like him, with all that money, would be moronic enough to nick a toilet seat. But that's what him and May were doing. They were spotted by one of our security guards, a chap of 74, and cops arrived as they were trying to leave. They seemed to find the whole thing funny and couldn't stop smirking even after they had been arrested." 4thegame.com Another celeb sex tape.
MC Prussian Posted 26 January 2007 Posted 26 January 2007 At least that gives Zubi some playtime again... Poor fella. I mean Zuberbühler with that. Mowbray hates him.
Manwell Pablo Posted 26 January 2007 Posted 26 January 2007 Intresting, Russel Holt lives round these parts (somewhere) I may have to investigate!
Lord Nibblington Posted 26 January 2007 Posted 26 January 2007 There's a joke involving the words boing boing around here somewhere....
Floating Fox Posted 26 January 2007 Posted 26 January 2007 Intresting, Russel Holt lives round these parts (somewhere) I may have to investigate! He used to live on my road
MC Prussian Posted 26 January 2007 Posted 26 January 2007 He used to live on my round Are there possibly two Russell Hoults? Evil twin brother and stuff?
Floating Fox Posted 26 January 2007 Posted 26 January 2007 Are there possibly two Russell Hoults? Evil twin brother and stuff? They both appear on the tape
Geo V Posted 26 January 2007 Posted 26 January 2007 http://www.scotland-mad.co.uk/news/loadgnr...&teamno=181 Great quote from this link... "The 6ft 4 inch keeper, known as “Hotdog†during his time with the Rams was not available for comment after the incident." PMSL
lookwhaticando Posted 26 January 2007 Author Posted 26 January 2007 If only it was in a car park. You can imagine the headlines: Hot-dogging, hotdog!
Geo V Posted 26 January 2007 Posted 26 January 2007 If only it was in a car park. You can imagine the headlines: Hot-dogging, hotdog! I like the way he said it was "just us consenting mates"! Fair enough but is he still married???!
Thracian Posted 26 January 2007 Posted 26 January 2007 If only it was in a car park. You can imagine the headlines: Hot-dogging, hotdog! "And so to bred" Hotdog Special or perhaps "Saucy" Hotdog Offends Good Taste
lildave3 Posted 26 January 2007 Posted 26 January 2007 gutting, sol CAMPbell all over again So that's why you asked me how to spell Campbell.
lcfc_jme Posted 27 January 2007 Posted 27 January 2007 It's up to him what he does in his private life, and in all honesty that's where it should stay. Unlucky on him, but I suppose if you're going to do these things they will eventually come back round and bite you on the arse!
lookwhaticando Posted 27 January 2007 Author Posted 27 January 2007 It's up to him what he does in his private life, and in all honesty that's where it should stay. Unlucky on him, but I suppose if you're going to do these things they will eventually come back round and bite you on the arse! Sex videos don't come back and bite, they come back and f/ck.
MC Prussian Posted 27 January 2007 Posted 27 January 2007 It's up to him what he does in his private life, and in all honesty that's where it should stay. Unlucky on him, but I suppose if you're going to do these things they will eventually come back round and bite you on the arse! I wonder whether he placed the camera there himself or whether he got "caught in the act". Or maybe they're both just bloody exhibitionists.
Manwell Pablo Posted 27 January 2007 Posted 27 January 2007 So that's why you asked me how to spell Campbell.
Geo V Posted 27 January 2007 Posted 27 January 2007 I wonder whether he placed the camera there himself or whether he got "caught in the act". Or maybe they're both just bloody exhibitionists. You`ve got to feel sorry for some of these footballers ( on there £50k away) but if Hoult "was" single, its not that big a deal recording some filth is it? Its not like he had the family pet taking part?! Or did he?
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