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Not doubtful if you think about it.

Yes it is.

I think there will be a lot of interest from other teams around Nacho. Daka... not so much. Would LOVE it if we kept Nacho but can't see it happening.

We deserve to suck on the teat of Poppa Nigel one last time. Poppa Nigel looks after us. He understands our needs. Help us Poppa. You're our only hope.

I'm an alcoholic. Decided to stop last Sunday for good. I've tried before but always knew at the back of mind that I'd fail. Feel different this time. Going to AA and doing it properly. Went to a wedding yesterday and didn't drink. It was a real test but I did it. My wife is very supportive, which helps. Weird seeing how embarrassing people get when they're pissed!

I know for a fact that Justin is on 300K a week. If people can't handle the truth, that's not my problem. I'm just telling you what my mate, Chris heard from a guy he works with at Tesco.

YOU TRYIN TO SAY LESTOH AINT A NICE JOB?? IT'S A LOVELY JOB.

Just checked and this is Amartey's 19th season with us. Incredible.

Muggleton and Joachim as well, I would have thought.

People are saying it's a must win but personally I'd be happy with a point..

I get the feeling Everton will draw and we'll lose.

I would simply stroll towards the centre circle, pull my pants down and curl out a turd. People would applaud and I would get an average mark of 9.8 in the match ratings topic. James Maddison would try to shake my hand. I would simply ignore him. It's who I am. It's what I do.

Bums will get slapped tonight.

I recall it being very rainy

Agreed. I think WUM is one of the lowest forms of wit. 'Look how funny I am - I deliberately said something stupid and someone at first glance fell for it'! Followed by some goon post a fishing rod emoji and saying 'Looks like you caught another one LOL'. Being sarcastic, I'm fine with. That can be funny but these WUM people are basically just trolls who make the same joke several times a day.

If we seriously want to win this Vestergaard HAS to start.

Yeah, let's just try and win both of our remaining matches and stay up then. Makes sense. Should have thought of that earlier then we could have finished much higher.

Yep, really like those three. Lovely food. Particularly Paddy's (Marten Inn).

Christ, that looks awful.

I don't mind him.

Always lie. About everything.

I was going to watch this but I think I might just jump around on bits of Lego instead.

I'd have Heskey. He knows the club.

At least we're losing properly. No messing about.