Scanchez

Can't see him staying with us next season. Isn't working.

One of the greats. Such a shame.

Just press 2 or 3 a few times, you'll be fine.

Cock Tower

Absolute Vard-on at the mo.

I personally think we should watch in complete silence. It shows understanding and RESPECT. I'd potentially allow some humming but only if it was done sincerely and without innuendo. Talking / Coughing / Sneezing / Hiccups should all be done on the concourse.

No biggy for them. The promoted teams will go straight back down. Everton will be able to stay up with 33 points easily, I would have thought. All their fans will think they've 'pulled off a miracle after they were so cruelly punished'. They're like a Boxing Day turd that won't flush.

We need a bit of consistency. So, play to lose.

Yeah, I totally agree. Just didn't want to end up somewhere where all there was were fry-ups and Carling. There's more likely to be fun stuff for kids in the "chavvy" bits too, I guess. I think we will probably go more that way as the quieter bits look a bit like we get bored after a while.

We always go away in February half term for a bit of warmer weather. My wife hates the winter here so it gives her something to look forward to. We've (me, the wife and 7 year old lad) just booked a flight to Fuerteventura. Not been before but starting to worry that it'll either be really chavvy or boring depending on where abouts we go! Has anyone been before and got any tips?

I dunno. I'd say Vardy, Nacho and Daka is one of the strongest in the division. Nacho needs to find form though for sure.

YOU DON'T NEED PROOF WHEN YOU HAVE INSTINCTS!

We need to pass to him. Cannon is nothing without the ball.

I think we need to try something different for this game. Like, wearing much shorter shorts. Similar to those worn in the 80s. Show more thigh. Freak them out. Get them to question their sexuality. Got to mix stuff up otherwise we'll stagnate and move down the table.

Probably time to start the 'Enzo - In out Out?' poll..

I think it should be called 'The Ostrich'. All real ales to be served in giant white trainers. 'Pint of F--k Off and Die, please bartender'.

Some of you are acting like you've not even seen Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

Cherno Samba

MUST DRAW

NOBODY'S SEEN HIM PLAY! You don't need to see him play. It just feels right. Look at his name for God's sake! 'Alves'. Ohhh yeah, baby. Zidane Mk 2 in Da House.

Love this! Great work, @kushiro.

Please stop saying 'birds'. It's weird.

The ref was abysmal last night.

The foul (pull of the shirt) started outside the box. Fatawu carried his run on in to the box then went down. Personally, I thought that would mean it was a penalty but I think the rules state it has to be given from where the foul started. I don't think that should be the case though.

Not sure about buying him out right. Maybe try and get him on Sloan.